Archer Liquors

11/01/2026

Due to their overwhelming popularity, we're nearly sold out of our 2026 Ice Cold B**rs t-shirts, but we've got GREAT news: starting today, we're expanding the availability of our custom t-shirts! Pick from NINE different shirt styles (🤯 including hoodies, long sleeves, and tanks), multiple sizes and colors, and have it directly sent anywhere on Earth. Shipping starts at $5.99. This round of printing ends November 20th, with orders arriving by early December, so get some holiday shopping done now!

We're SO excited to bring this to our Archer community. And with the number of shirt styles expanding to 9, with 6 colors of each shirt, we can't wait to see what kind of custom combos people are going to come up with. Let's get going, Chicago! And Go BEERS!

Grab your limited edition Ice Cold B**rs merchandise before the campaign closes. Featuring Asphalt Premium Cotton Tees, professionally printed in the USA.

10/29/2026

In what can only be deemed a 'win' for pretty much nobody, the state has decreed off-the-shelf THC Delta 9 seltzers illegal and have been ordered OFF the shelves as of 11/11/26. That means what we have in stock is the end. Grab some while they're still legal and make them last until they hopefully reverse course again in a year or two. We're getting whiplash over here. Make up your minds, Springfield!

Inventory can be found here: https://archerliquors.com/product-groups/thc

10/16/2026

It's in already! Come get some Modelo Noche Especial before it disappears! Last year, this limited edition Christmas b**r from Modelo arrived in early November and sold out completely before Thanksgiving. Do your holiday b**r shopping NOW and don't miss out!

https://archerliquors.com/shop/product/modelo-noche-especial/68f7e2e0fd44e3311cc688f6?option-id=d66b3f2a53cd87af0ee06fd3a7eb75eac4fb12140db1059f214f1174164b41e7

10/10/2026

New shirts are IN!

08/21/2026

This weekend only, Señorita 10mg THC margarita seltzers are just $10.99/4pk. Try it for the first time, or stock up if you're already in the know. This stuff is fantastic! Plus this weekend only it's available at an unbeatable price.

07/24/2026

New! Available now! $11.99 6pk

That’s right, it’s a hard Popsicle summer treat for adults only. Relive your youth but party like a grown up.

07/10/2026

Seltzer tasting today until 4pm:
-Sun Cruiser
-Surfside
-Truly

07/04/2026

It's everyone's FAVORITE holiday: Grab a Weiner Day!

Every 4th of July since time immemorial we've set up a grill outside and handed out a couple hundred free dogs with all the fixin's. Swing over and grab a steaming hot weiner! It's totally legal!

05/16/2026

THC seltzers are flying off the shelves cross Chicagoland, and new varieties are showing up every week to Archer! Don't forget, we're the store that lets you buy SINGLES of all our THC drinks, craft b**rs, & imported b**rs so it's safe to browse and pick one to two that seem interesting and check them out before committing to a whole 6pk or 4pk.

In this past week: Willie Nelson's Willie's Remedy, Chicago's own Wild Blossom (SOOOO good), and something very interesting: Easy Man. Easy Man Pale is not a THC seltzer, but an N/A b**r infused with THC. So it's more in tune with all you b**r drinkers out there, but without the alcohol and subsequent hangover effects, and infused with a micro dose of THC. Very interesting idea that we haven't seen before. Here's to hoping there are more interesting takes on the genre soon.

Check out our full inventory of THC drinks on our site. See y'all soon! https://archerliquors.com/product-groups/thc

05/08/2026

DON’T FORGET TO WATER YOUR MOM

I’ve seen it before: you have a mom, you get her all situated, she’s beautiful, she gets plenty of sunlight, and you forget to water her. Nobody wins. In my line of work, I see plenty of moms like this. They get limp, they droop… trust me, it’s not pretty. But there is hope: get her some Mom Water.

Mom Water is a fruit-infused vodka water drink with zero carbonation. only 90 calories, and 4.5%abv. We’ve got two variety packs in stock: the Vacation Mode (2 strawberry kiwi, 2 pineapple orange, 2 blackberry lime, and 2 apple melon) and the Mom Squad (2 coconut mango, 2 passion fruit, 2 blueberry peach, and 2 lemon blueberry)

Only $19.99 per 8pk cans. Water your mom!

https://archerliquors.com/shop/product/mom-water-vacation-mode-variety-pack/65c3e47c1a751d790c98917f?option-id=9846adb33489b0166ea12d24c5a6633aaa8b2777fa2623ebc9555feeced74f56

https://archerliquors.com/shop/product/mom-water-mom-squad-variety/624eaf5162eb5920831b7ab9?option-id=b1ddc7e0caaae158655707617fd5f495f98301acf28895393f4e5d04109154aa