Battleview Market

06/22/2026

🚨 The wait is over!!!! 🚨

Battleview Market merchandise is officially here! 🎉

Now available for purchase:
👕 Battleview Market T-Shirts
🧥 Battleview Market Hoodies

Show off your Battleview pride whether you’re grabbing your morning coffee, picking up lunch, or just representing your favorite local market around town!

Stop by the store to check them out and grab yours before they’re gone. Sizes and quantities are limited, so don’t wait too long!

🎉👕🧥

06/21/2026

06/16/2026

🚨 ATTENTION BATTLEVIEW FANS! 🚨

Do we have any Indiana Fever fans out there?! 🏀

Today, Priscilla is headed to Indiana to watch the Fever play, and we need your help settling the biggest debate in basketball right now…

🏀 Team Caitlin Clark?
OR
🏀 Team Angel Reese?

Drop your vote in the comments and tell us why! Just remember… this debate might get more heated than our grill during the lunch rush! 🍔🔥

👇 CAST YOUR VOTE BELOW! 👇

06/14/2026

🌸 While Priscilla was enjoying her vacation, Patti called in some reinforcements to help with this weekend’s charcuterie table!

I’d say retirement is looking pretty good on Peggy… don’t you agree? 😍🧀🍇

06/14/2026

Another wedding, another charcuterie table! 💕🧀

A huge congratulations to Skyler and Clinton on your beautiful wedding day! Thank you so much for allowing us to be a small part of such a special celebration. Wishing you both a lifetime filled with love, laughter, and endless happiness together. ❤️💍🥂

06/11/2026

RETURN TO WORK RELEASE

Patient Name: Battleview Market Soda Cooler
Date of Evaluation: June 11, 2026
Treating Physician: Dr. Pepper, M.D. (Master of Drinks)

To Whom It May Concern,

After an extensive medical evaluation, several diagnostic tests, and a stern discussion regarding unauthorized vacation time, the above-named patient has been cleared to return to work effective immediately.

The patient was diagnosed with:

* Acute Lack of Chill Syndrome
* Temporary Carbonation Fatigue
* Excessive Weekend Relaxation
* Failure to Follow Approved PTO Procedures

At this time, the Soda Cooler is fit for duty and may resume its normal responsibilities, including keeping beverages cold.

Restrictions:

* No additional weekends off without management approval.
* Must remain cool under pressure.
* Excessive whining, leaking, or spontaneous retirement attempts will result in disciplinary action.

Special thanks to all customers and employees who stuck with us during this difficult time.

Sincerely,

Dr. Pepper, M.D.
Board Certified in Refrigeration Medicine
Cold Beverage Recovery Center

06/10/2026

Our soda cooler is apparently still committed to its unauthorized vacation. The good news? We’re hopeful it’ll return to normal operations sometime tomorrow. (Everyone cross your fingers for us!)

While the soda cooler continues its little strike, our employees are still showing up, working hard, smiling, and taking great care of our customers. Unlike certain pieces of equipment, they haven’t called off.

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who has continued to stop by, support us, and stick with us during our cooler crisis. We truly appreciate your patience, understanding, and loyalty while we work through this unexpected hiccup.

So stop in, grab some food, show our team a little love, and help us remind the soda cooler that it’s the only one not pulling its weight right now. 😉🥤❤️

06/07/2026

🚨🍔 SUNDAY NIGHT CHALLENGE 🍔🚨

Tonight, we’re putting our cook Corie to the test!

Rumor has it that one of Corie’s favorite things to cook is a cheeseburger. So naturally, we’ve decided the only reasonable thing to do is see if we can make her cook approximately 1,000 of them tonight. 😏

Our mission: Set a Battleview Sunday night cheeseburger record.

Corie says she’s ready. The grill says it’s ready. The question is… are YOU ready?

Come hungry, bring your friends, bring your neighbors, bring that person who always says, “I’ll just have a small snack” and then steals half your fries.

Let’s keep Corie busy, make the grill earn its paycheck, and see just how many cheeseburgers we can sell before closing.

🍔 Challenge accepted?
📍 Battleview Market
⏰ Tonight

Disclaimer: Corie may or may not still like cheeseburgers by the end of the night. 😂🔥🍔

06/06/2026

🚨 We’ve got bad news... our soda cooler decided to take the weekend off. Unfortunately, it never submitted a vacation request, so we're currently discussing the appropriate disciplinary action. 😒

While we wait for the replacement part to arrive (hopefully Monday 🤞), we'll be offering a FREE cup of ice with the purchase of any bottled beverage.

Now for the good news... the beer cooler showed up for work and is still performing its duties flawlessly. 🍺 It has chosen not to join the soda cooler on its unauthorized hiatus.

So, from where we're standing, it's looking a whole lot like a beer-drinking kind of weekend. 😎🍻

Thanks for bearing with us while we get things back up and running!