
08/03/2025
🍂FAKE FALL IS HERE🍂
It’s still 89°, the AC is blasting, and yet—we’re feeling just enough of a breeze to pretend it’s fall.
Perfect timing, because:
🎃 Schlafly Vanilla Pumpkin Ale just hit the shelves.
This limited release blends smooth vanilla, roasted pumpkin, and warm spices into one dangerously drinkable seasonal brew. It’s a fan favorite for a reason — and yes, it always sells out fast.
So grab it now, sip it cold, and fake fall with us until the weather catches up.
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