10/12/2026
🍺💀Call the BREW-XORCIST.💀🍺
The B**r is possessed. The hops are UNHINGED, and the yeast has risen from the dead! 🧟♂️
We've got some SERIOUS 👻 POUR-NORMAL ACTIVITY 👻 happening, and quite frankly, we're not calling for help. WE'RE CALLING FOR ANOTHER ROUND. 🍻
We've got 99 problems, but a witch ain't one. 🧙♀️
So grab your favorite brew-mates, abandon all hops ye who enter, and prepare to make some GRAVE MISTAKES. 🧟♂️
🎃👻These b**rs are HAUNTED. Our humor is DEAD 💀. And we're not even remotely a-pour-logetic. 🤭