06/12/2025
🪦 Father’s Day at Byron’s: Let the Whiskey Decide Who the Favorite Child is!
This Saturday, June 14th, Byron’s Liquor Warehouse unleashes its annual Allocated Whiskey Release — a celebration of rare bottles, questionable spending decisions, and emotional bargaining with strangers in the whiskey aisle.
💀 You’ll either leave with bourbon… or a deep sense of loss.
First come, first served. No holds, no mercy, no second chances.
🔹 What’s For Sale
• Rare and allocated bottles you’ve only seen on Reddit
• Our infamous Bourbon Barrel Garage Sale — featuring branded display pieces, prop barrels, patio umbrellas, and some statues that may or may not be cursed
💵 Garage sale is cash only — no Venmo, no IOUs, no exceptions. Come prepared or be disappointed.
🎁 Tons of bourbon swag bags will be handed out while supplies last — because nothing says “I love you, Dad” like a branded keychain and a koozie full of regrets.
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Event Rules (Read ‘em or weep):
• Two allocated items max per household — must show matching ID at checkout
• One pick from Table A, one from Table B — or two from Table B (no doubles, no trades)
• No holds, no phone-ins, no exceptions
• We reserve the right to refuse service to line-cutters, bottle flippers, or general nonsense
💡 And if lines aren’t your thing?
Our shelves will be packed with thousands of incredible deals and hard-to-find bottles — no waiting required.
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See you Saturday. Bring a friend. Or don’t. In the end, it’s every drinker for themselves.
