Water Joe

Water with a work ethic! Just water + caffeine... that's it.

07/23/2025

...And? What's your point? 👀 Don't underestimate the power of pure, unadulterated, caffeinated hydration to turn a "nope" day into a "let's do this" day. It's not just a drink, it's a necessity.

07/17/2025

Alright, fine. I signed up for the 5K for a "good cause," even though my couch and I had other plans. Now, about that "training" part...good thing I have Water Joe to provide the necessary delusion (and caffeine) to pretend I'm a runner. 🏃🏻

See you at the finish line, probably questioning all my life choices.

07/14/2025

😂 Whether you're sweating through "dry heat" or just praying for fewer mosquitos, one thing's for sure: you'll need Water Joe to stay hydrated and keep those snarky thoughts flowing. (Especially when it's 90 degrees and someone suggests a "brisk walk.")

07/08/2025

Backyard BBQs: Where good intentions go to nap in a lawn chair. Don't let the burgers and sunshine lull you into a food coma. Water Joe is here to ensure you're the life of the party, not the one snoring on the patio. Keep those summer vibes (and your eyelids) up! ☀️

07/04/2025

This 4th of July, we're celebrating freedom...from drowsiness. Light up your day with Water Joe. Happy Independence Day! 🎆

06/20/2025

Summer weekend mode: ACTIVATED! ☀️ Happy First Day of Summer, everyone! Whether you're embarking on epic camping trips, shuttling kids to every activity, or just soaking up the sun, let Water Joe be your secret weapon.

Fuel your summer adventures, one refreshing sip at a time!

06/15/2025

Happy Father's Day to all the awesome dads out there! May your 'dad joke' game always be strong, and your Water Joe even stronger (especially after chasing kids all day). 😉 Cheers to the dads!

06/11/2025

Ah, the lake. Where the only deadlines are when the fish bite, and the only agenda is... not having one. Good thing I brought my Water Joe, because even "relaxing" takes energy when your brain is usually in overdrive. You're welcome, inbox.

06/05/2025

🚨 BONUS BUY ALERT! 🚨 Get more for less! For a limited time, score a BOGO FREE on all 700mL bottles of Water Joe at Ultimart! Stock up and stay energized.

06/03/2025

Big news, caffeine lovers! 🎉 Your favorite pick-me-up just got easier to find. Water Joe 1 Liter bottles are now available at all Kelley's Market locations and are 2 for $3! Grab yours today and stay energized.

05/29/2025

This is our kind of cold plunge: refreshing, invigorating, and no risk of hypothermia.

05/26/2025

Join us in remembering and honoring those who have made the ultimate sacrifice this Memorial Day. 🇺🇸

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