Major Discount Beverage

05/29/2026

🚨🪿 FAKE BOTTLE ALERT

We’ve had several customers ask about the “Grey Goose 30th Anniversary” goose-shaped bottle being advertised online.

After checking with our Grey Goose suppliers, we’ve been informed that this is NOT an official Grey Goose release.

Many websites, including large online marketplaces (Walmart.com), allow third-party sellers to list products, which can sometimes create confusion for shoppers.

Before spending your money on a “limited edition” bottle, check with your local retailer or the manufacturer first.

Don’t get scammed, y’all. ❤️

05/29/2026

🚨 STELLA’S QUALITY CONTROL REPORT 🚨

Stella would like everyone to know she did NOT choose this outfit by accident. 🍋

This tiny diva saw the -196 Lemon Vodka Seltzers and immediately said:“Dress me like the can. I have a brand to protect.”

Now she’s sitting on the display like she owns stock in lemons.

🍋 OFFICIAL REVIEW OF -196 LEMON:✔ Zero sugar✔ 85 calories✔ Crisp, icy, lemony chaos✔ Strong enough to make you text “we should start a business together” to your friends at 11:42 PM

Management tried to remove Stella from the display, but she reportedly yelled:“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE VISION.”

At this point she has:• matched the cans• matched the sign• matched the lemons• and emotionally bonded with the entire display

HR is also investigating why a 1-pound Yorkie keeps referring to herself as:✨ “The Lemon Queen.” ✨

🍋 Available at BOTH Major Discount Beverage locations!

🔴 154 Civic Center Blvd.🔴 3030 Whitehall Rd.

🐾 Stella’s current location today:3030 Whitehall Rd.

Come see Stella before she demands her own signature lemon cocktail and corner office.



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05/28/2026

🚨🍊🐶 STELLA’S QUALITY CONTROL REPORT 🐶🍍🚨

Management would like to formally announce that Stella has discovered a tropical drink recipe on the internet and now thinks she’s the CEO of Spring Break.

She has spent the entire shift sitting between bottles of Jäger Orange and Malibu Pineapple like she personally invented summer. 🌴☀️😂

Current situation:
• Stella is refusing regular dog food
• She would now prefer “light island appetizers”
• She has mentally relocated to a beach resort
• One employee walked by holding paperwork and Stella whispered, “absolutely not, we’re on vacation.”

🍹 STELLA’S OFFICIAL “I NEED A BEACH DAY” COCKTAIL 🍹

🥃 2 oz Jägermeister Orange
🍍 2 oz Malibu Pineapple
🍊 Splash of orange juice
🍍 Splash of pineapple juice
🧊 Pour over ice

Stella says after one glass:
“You stop answering emails.”

After two:
“You start looking at flights to somewhere with palm trees.” 🌴😂

Meanwhile, the employees are trying to explain that:
❌ taking PTO because your outfit matches the bottles
❌ is not a medical emergency.

AVAILABLE AT BOTH LOCATIONS!

📍 Stella’s current location today:
3030 Whitehall Rd

Come meet Stella, the world’s tiniest Quality Control Manager, before she fully abandons retail and opens a tiki bar. 🐾🍹

🔴 Major Discount Beverage
154 Civic Center Blvd

🔴 Major Discount Beverage
3030 Whitehall Rd



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05/28/2026

🚨 STELLA’S QUALITY CONTROL REPORT 🚨

Today Stella inspected the V***e Clicquot selection and would like everyone to know:

✨ These are “celebrate absolutely nothing” bottles. ✨

Paid your bills? Champagne.
Had a hard day? Champagne.
Made it through a Tuesday without crying in traffic? Champagne.

Stella has officially determined these bubbles are:
✔ Fancy enough to impress your friends
✔ Dangerous for “just one glass” situations
✔ Perfect for patios, brunches, and questionable online shopping decisions

She also asked HR if she could sample the champagne herself, and apparently “tiny Yorkies are not legally approved quality control sommeliers.” Rude.

🍾 Available at BOTH Major Discount Beverage locations:

🔴 154 Civic Center Blvd.
🔴 3030 Whitehall Rd.

🐾 Come see Stella today at:
3030 Whitehall Rd.

She’ll be supervising the champagne section, judging your selections, and accepting compliments.

***eClicquot

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05/27/2026

🚨 STELLA’S QUALITY CONTROL REPORT 🚨

🍷☀️ Stella has officially declared these “Porch Pounders.” ☀️🍷

Translation:
The kind of wine you buy for “just one glass on the porch”… and suddenly you’re waving at neighbors you don’t even know.

✔ Crisp
✔ Refreshing
✔ Dangerously easy to drink
✔ Likely to turn “I’ll just sit outside for 10 minutes” into a full sunset event

The Picpoul? Fancy porch energy.
The Raza? “Oops, we finished the bottle” energy.

Stella personally tested the vibe and confirmed:
These are the wines you chill down, grab a lawn chair, and accidentally stay outside until the mosquitoes start paying rent.

She also wants it noted that she is NOT allowed to drink wine because HR said “tiny Yorkies cannot supervise while intoxicated.”

⚫ Stella’s Location Today: Major Discount Beverage – Civic Center
154 Civic Center Blvd.

Come meet Stella, your official Porch Pounder Quality Control Manager. 🍷🐾



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05/27/2026

America’s 250th Birthday deserves a proper pour.
Peg Leg Porker “Spirit of America” Limited Edition Bottled in Bond Tennessee Straight Bourbon Whiskey has landed. 🇺🇸 $59.99

100 Proof • Bottled in Bond • Limited Edition

A collectible bottle with serious shelf presence and classic Tennessee bourbon character.



📍154 Civic Center Blvd, Anderson, SC — ph: 864-401-8447
📍3030 Whitehall Rd, Anderson, SC — ph: 864-642-9485

05/23/2026

🌈⚠️ CORPORATE HAS LOST CONTROL OF STELLA ⚠️🌈

Stella arrived at 3030 Whitehall Rd. this morning wearing full Pride colors and immediately declared herself:
✨ “Director of Rainbow Vodka Operations.” ✨

Within minutes, she climbed behind the counter, spotted the NEW Pride Crystal Head skull bottles, and apparently decided:
“YES. These match my outfit. We’re selling these today.”

Now every customer walking in is getting silently judged by a 1 lb. Yorkie in rainbow clothes sitting beside giant rainbow skulls like she owns the building.

Honestly?
At this point… she probably does.

💀 NEW Pride Crystal Head Vodka skull bottles are HERE NOW at:
📍3030 Whitehall Rd.

Stella’s official tasting notes:
🌈 “Very colorful.”
💀 “Extremely dramatic.”
🐶 “Would pair nicely with attention and compliments.”

Current employee situation:
• Humans trying to stock shelves
• Stella demanding photoshoots
• At least 3 customers already came in “just to see the dog”
• One employee was denied a break because Stella said morale needed work

Come meet the tiniest rainbow supervisor in South Carolina today. She will absolutely stare directly into your soul until you buy something.

📍Major Discount Beverage
3030 Whitehall Rd.










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05/23/2026

Another example of the major savings you get when you shop local, with us. ❤️🇺🇸

05/23/2026

05/23/2026

Biltmore Christmas at the big box stores: $11.17
Major Discount Beverage: $6.99

Same bottle. Better price. Stock up before it disappears.



📍154 Civic Center Blvd, Anderson, SC — ph: 864-401-8447
📍3030 Whitehall Rd, Anderson, SC — ph: 864-642-9485