02/09/2026
The artist formally known as Prince Andrew is in trouble again! They're after him! Meanwhile Katie who used to be Jordan is getting another divorce🥱 (and another b**b job...probably😲). In other news Burnham blames Thatcher, Kemi blames Burnham and Farage was on the roof 🤷.
GOOD MORNING FROM WAINWRIGHT'S. Oh no! One of my favourite beers has gone woke. I'm never drinking again 🥴