Hopnøsis

Hopnøsis SPARKLING HOP W∆TR

Ø ALC Ø SUG Ø CAL

For Every Version of You. www.hopnosis.co.za

Wednesday pretending to be Monday.We came prepared.A new kind of adulting.
17/06/2026

Wednesday pretending to be Monday.
We came prepared.

A new kind of adulting.

Monday.But with an exit plan.
15/06/2026

Monday.
But with an exit plan.

From golden-hour rooftops to city lights in Maboneng, hopnøsis is made for the kind of night that starts with “one drink...
13/06/2026

From golden-hour rooftops to city lights in Maboneng, hopnøsis is made for the kind of night that starts with “one drink” and somehow becomes a story.

No alcohol.
No sugar.
No calories.
Just bubbles with a bit more backbone.

Premium, not pretentious.
A new kind of adulting.

hopnøsis™ is a premium sparkling hop water crafted for people who still want the ritual of a real drink, without alcohol...
07/06/2026

hopnøsis™ is a premium sparkling hop water crafted for people who still want the ritual of a real drink, without alcohol, sugar or calories.

Cold, crisp, hop-forward and made for the moments where water feels too boring, and alcohol feels like too much.

This is not a compromise.
This is the new cheers.

29/05/2026

The week asked a lot.

You showed up anyway.

Now comes the best part.

The exhale.

NØ ALCOHOL.
NØ SUGAR.
NØ CALORIES.

Just a cold can, a little perspective, and the weekend ahead.

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Mara Drive
Midrand
1685

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