Burnett's Vapor

10/08/2026

🧙🍯 THE WITCH’S HONEY POT IS OPEN.
We've been messing with the cauldron again.
Turns out every good potion needs a little something sweet.
This October, pair a participating tincture with a honey and both are 50% off when purchased together.
No spell book required.
No mysterious chanting necessary.
The Witch's Honey Pot — available while supplies last.
21+
🎃

10/06/2026

THE FINAL APPEAL:
Buy 1 select Death Row juice and get any 2nd juice 50% OFF.*
Will Inmate 002 receive clemency… or serve its sentence? 👀
Equal or lesser value. Select juices only. While supplies last. 21+.

10/03/2026

🚨 BREAKING: THE SLASHER HAS STRUCK
We arrived to a disturbing scene this morning. Multiple items have been found slashed. 🔪
At this time, the suspect remains at large.
We are asking the public to remain calm.
The investigation is ongoing.
More information as this story develops.

10/01/2026

⚡️ THE SENTENCES HAVE BEEN HANDED DOWN. ⚡️

They’ve been warned.
They’ve been discounted.
They’ve been given every opportunity to turn their lives around.

And yet… they continue to loiter on our shelves. 😂

So this October, select flavors have officially been transferred to FLAVOR D€aTH ROW. 💀

Their only hope now is you.

Pick up one of our condemned flavors and get any second juice 50% off.

Will they receive clemency?
Will they finally find a loving home?
Or will they serve their full sentence?

Their final appeal ends October 31st. ⚡️👻

Equal or lesser value. While supplies last. Select flavors only. 21+.

10/01/2026

Some flavors sell.
Some flavors become favorites.
And some flavors… just sit there.
And sit there.
And sit there. 👀
We've discounted them. We've given them chances. We've asked nicely.
Their time is up. 💀
This October, our longest-serving flavors have been sentenced to Flavor Death Row.
But there's still one final appeal: you.
Pick up one of the condemned flavors and get any 2nd juice 50% OFF.
Throughout October, we'll be introducing the inmates, revealing their crimes, and seeing who earns clemency before it's too late. ⚡️
Only you can save them from the chair.
Equal or lesser value • Select flavors • While supplies last • 21+

09/05/2026

Turns out giving us tools was a mistake. First attempt to hand engraving the burnetts logo and now I want to customize EVERYTHING! What should we engrave next?

09/03/2026

Apparently being a regular around here has consequences 🐻
Big congratulations to Seth, Derek, and Lewis!! $350 in store credit. Will you be the next winner?

07/05/2026

Business is business... until it's wackadoodle time. 😂🐻💨
Doug understood the assignment
💕

07/03/2026

Owning a small business means every repair gets ranked against "but what else could I spend that money on?" 😂
Until then... the plants are thriving. 🌿💧
There was a gummy taste test before this, that clearly impacted my ability to spell check but here we are!

07/02/2026