Salty Heifer's Off-Sale

10/22/2026

🚨🏆 CUSTOMER RECOGNITION PROGRAM — FINAL UPDATE! 🏆🚨

🎉 WE HAVE A WINNER, FOLKS!!! 🎉

Well, well, well… apparently our little Stuff-Your-Britches Buffet wasn’t quite the anonymous dining experience our featured contestant may have been hoping for! 🤣

Thanks to the AMAZING people in our small-town community, OUR GENTLEMAN IN BLUE HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED! 👏👏👏

That’s right! Our exclusive Customer Recognition Program has officially produced a name to go with the face!

Turns out, while you can apparently fit an impressive amount of liqour store merchandise down your pants, you CANNOT fit an entire small town’s worth of eyes, ears, and Facebook shares in there with it! 😂

🏆 BUT THE REAL WINNERS ARE ALL OF YOU!

To every single person who shared our posts, watched the videos, sent messages, offered information, or helped spread the word…

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! ❤️

This is EXACTLY why I love our small-town communities. We look out for each other, we support our local businesses, and when something isn’t right, we come together.

Our next stop is the sheriff’s office, where we’ll be turning over the information and surveillance footage so they can take it from here.

And with that, we’d like to officially close the nomination period for our first-ever CUSTOMER RECOGNITION PROGRAM! 🥇

📹 Cameras: WORKING.

👀 Community: WATCHING.

📱 Facebook detectives: DELIVERING.

👖 Pants: APPARENTLY ROOMIER THAN EXPECTED.

💰 Merchandise: STILL NOT FREE.

❤️ Small-town support: PRICELESS.

Seriously, from the bottom of my heart, thank you all for having our backs!

Salty Heifers Off-Sale / Sunshine & Wh***ey Filling Station — Watson, MN

P.S. To our featured gentleman in blue: Congratulations on your newfound recognition! We hope your next shopping adventure involves a checkout counter, and significantly less waistband activity. 🤣👖

10/22/2026

Update: We have a name!
🚨🏆 CUSTOMER RECOGNITION PROGRAM: ROUND TWO — THE PANTS EDITION! 🏆🚨

Well, folks, our little Salty Heifers Off-Sale / Sunshine & Wh***ey mystery has taken an interesting turn! 🤣

Following yesterday’s post, the woman pictured reached out and explained that she had reportedly picked up our gentleman in blue while he was walking along the road and simply given him a ride to Montevideo. Stating he had told her his name is Tyler and he was 33.

We have NOT independently confirmed that information, but we appreciate her reaching out and want to be fair. At this point, our focus is on the gentleman in blue.

NOW, BACK TO OUR FEATURED CONTESTANT! 🥇

Apparently, someone misunderstood the purpose of pockets, pants, AND the checkout counter.

Sir, we’re a liquor/convenience store. NOT A FREE STUFF-YOUR-BRITCHES BUFFET! 🌭🤣

And while we appreciate your apparent confidence in the storage capacity of your waistband, we’d appreciate it even more if the merchandise had made a brief appearance at the CASH REGISTER before disappearing into your wardrobe.

📹 TODAY’S FEATURE PRESENTATION:

We’re upgrading from yesterday’s still photographs to actual surveillance VIDEO!

That’s right, folks. No need to use your imagination. We’re sharing the footage of the incident so you can see exactly why we’re looking for this gentleman.

There are to many videos to post but I assure you those pants can hold liquor, b**r, AND other merchandise !

👀 DO YOU RECOGNIZE HIM?

Someone knows his name. Someone knows where he’s from. And someone might even recognize that spectacular blue shirt.

If you have information that could help us identify him, please contact Salty Heifers / Sunshine & Wh***ey Filling Station privately or reach out to local law enforcement.

Please don’t confront anyone or post names publicly.

SHARE AWAY, FRIENDS! ❤️

Because here at Salty Heifers/Sunshine & Wh***ey, we sell merchandise by the item…

NOT BY HOW MUCH YOU CAN FIT DOWN YOUR PANTS! 🤣

📍 Salty Heifers Off-Sale / Sunshine & Wh***ey Filling Station — Watson, MN

P.S. Sir, if you’re watching, we’d love to hear your side of the story. Preferably before your pants become the most famous storage unit in Chippewa County. 😘

10/22/2026

Update: We now have a name! (Reminder our lady customer was NOT the one with sticky fingers!)
🏆🚨 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED! 🚨🏆

Update: There is now a part two - with video. See additional post.

Salty Heifers Off-Sale / Sunshine & Wh***ey Filling Station is THRILLED to announce our newest members of the CUSTOMER RECOGNITION PROGRAM! 👏🎉

Now, this isn’t a program you can just sign up for. Oh, no. Our special guests earned this recognition ALL BY THEMSELVES!

🥇 Our gentleman in blue: Congratulations! Your recent shopping experience has earned you a starring role in our surveillance footage. Unfortunately, we seem to have a little discrepancy between the merchandise selected and the merchandise paid for. Oopsie! 🤭

🥈 His lovely shopping companion: Congratulations on your supporting role! We’re hoping you might be able to help us sort out this unfortunate little misunderstanding.

🚗 And the vehicle deserves an honorable mention! A classic white Toyota Corolla, featuring the highly sought-after Paper Plates, edition. Just vibes and questionable decisions.

📹 YOUR PRIZE PACKAGE INCLUDES:

✨ Multiple camera angles of your visit!

✨ Complimentary recognition throughout our wonderful communities!

✨ An exclusive opportunity to return and clear up the situation!

✨ And potentially a meet-and-greet with local law enforcement!

BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE!

We’re inviting the entire community to participate in our exciting NAME THAT CUSTOMER challenge!

Do these faces or this vehicle look familiar?

📩 Please send any information privately to Salty Heifers Off-Sale or Sunshine & Wh***ey Filling Station or directly to law enforcement. No public accusations or confrontations, please.

We have surveillance footage of a suspected theft, and we’d love to get this little mystery resolved.

SHARE, SHARE, SHARE! ❤️

Salty Heifers Off-Sale and Sunshine & Wh***ey Filling Station
Where the cameras are always rolling, even when common sense isn’t. 😘📹

P.S. We appreciate ALL our customers. We just prefer the ones who stop at the register with ALL their merch before heading for the exit. 💋

She stated that she’s from South Dakota so please share with our western friends. 

This is not confirmed yet but she reached out and has stated she dropped him off in Monte.

10/21/2026

10/16/2026

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10/16/2026

Should’ve stopped in Watson!

DISCLAIMER: The aliens are not real, the photo is Al-generated, and Sunshine & Wh***ey Filling Station has not officially established diplomatic relations with another planet. We apologize for any confusion this may cause among those who take Facebook posts a little too seriously.

10/03/2026

Just sayin 🤣🤣🤣

10/03/2026

Well that ⛽️ went fast! And unfortunately the market went the wrong direction 😩. As far as we know we are still the cheapest gas in town 😉.