Fast Mart Umatilla

10/14/2026

🚨🧊 NEW ARRIVAL ALERT AT FASTMART! 🧊🚨

🥤 NO CAP! ICEE SODA POP HAS OFFICIALLY LANDED! 🔥

Your favorite ICEE flavors just got a whole new twist, and trust us, you’re gonna want to try these! 🤩

💙 Sour Blue Raspberry – A sweet & sour punch of flavor!

❤️ Cherry Cola – A delicious cherry twist on a classic!

🇺🇸 Red, White & Boom – A flavor explosion in every sip!

⚡ With electrolytes!
🥤 Zero caffeine!
🔥 16 oz cans of deliciousness!

👀 Don’t sleep on these! Come grab yours before they’re gone!

📍 NOW AVAILABLE AT FASTMART!

💬 Which flavor are YOU trying first?! 👇

10/13/2026

🚨🛒 NOW HIRING! JOIN THE FASTMART TEAM! 🛒🚨

📍 FASTMART – HERMISTON, OREGON

We’re looking for a reliable, friendly, hardworking individual to join our FastMart family! 💥

🔥 AVAILABLE SHIFTS:

📅 Sunday: 8:00 AM – 4:00 PM

📅 Monday: 6:00 AM – 2:00 PM

📅 Tuesday: 6:00 AM – 2:00 PM

📅 Saturday: 8:00 AM – 4:00 PM

We’re looking for someone who:

✅ Has great customer service skills

✅ Is dependable and shows up on time

✅ Can work in a fast-paced environment

✅ Has a positive attitude and is a team player

✅ Is ready to work and have some fun!

💥 READY TO JOIN OUR CREW?

Stop by either of our FastMart locations to pick up an application!

🏪 FASTMART HERMISTON
📍 582 E Main Street, Hermiston, OR 97838

🏪 FASTMART UMATILLA
📍 821 6th Street, Umatilla, Oregon

📢 TAG SOMEONE LOOKING FOR A JOB OR SHARE THIS POST!

⚡ FASTMART – GREAT PEOPLE, GREAT TEAM, GREAT PLACE TO WORK! ⚡

10/05/2026

👻 BOO! THE BUZZ IS HERE! 🎃⚡

Vampire Blood 🧛 • Frankentini 🧟 • Forbidden Apple 🍏 • Pop-Tarts 🤤

These new BuzzBallz are scary good! Swing by Fastmart and snag your favorite before they ghost you! 💨

🔥 GET ONE BEFORE THEY’RE GONE! 🔥

21+ • Please drink responsibly.

10/01/2026

🎃👻 Spooky season has arrived at Fastmart Umatilla!

Treat yourself to some frightfully good fall favorites! 🍻 Grab an Elysian Pumpkin Pack or an Angry Orchard Scream Thriller Pack and bring a little spooky spirit to your next gathering. 🦇🍎

Stop in and tell us—are you team pumpkin b**r or team hard c***r? 🎃👇



21+ only. Please drink responsibly.

09/24/2026

🍎🔥 RUBY APPLE ALANI IS HERE! 🔥🍎

The limited-edition Alani Nu Ruby Apple has officially landed at Fast Mart Umatilla! ❤️💙

Sweet. Bold. Crisp. ⚡ And once they’re gone… they’re gone!

🚨 LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE 🚨
Stop by and grab yours before we sell out!

📍 Fast Mart Umatilla
821 6th St, Umatilla, OR 97882

🍎⚡ Don’t wait — come get your Ruby Apple!

09/22/2026

🤘🎸 ROCKERS, FAST MART HAS YOU COVERED! 🎸🤘

Whether you need early-morning coffee, late-night snacks, hangover hydration, energy drinks, ice, sunscreen, bug spray, wipes, chargers, batteries, or other camping essentials—we’ll have what you need to keep the weekend rocking! ⚡️🏕️

🕕 Rock the Locks Weekend Hours
Friday & Saturday: 6 AM–Midnight
Sunday: 8 AM–10 PM

📍 821 6th St., Umatilla, OR 97882

Stop by, stock up, and get back to rocking! 🤘🔥

09/19/2026

🚨 NEW BUZZBALLZ HAVE ARRIVED! 🚨

Come check out these wild new flavors:

🧟 Frankentini
🥧 Pop-Tarts Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon

Stop by Fastmart and grab yours before they’re gone! 🔥🎉

Must be 21+ to purchase. Please enjoy responsibly.

09/17/2026

09/16/2026

🔥 YOUR NEXT FAVORITE FLAVOR IS WAITING AT FAST MART! 💨⚡

Big selection. Premium flavors. Great deals. 😮‍💨🔥
From NEXA & GEEK BAR to FOGER — we’ve got the lineup you’ve been looking for!

📍 Fast Mart Umatilla
821 6th St, Umatilla, OR 97882

📍 Fast Mart Hermiston
582 E Main St, Hermiston, OR 97838

⚡ V**E SMART. SHOP LOCAL. FAST MART. ⚡

Stop in and check out all the flavors!

🔞 21+ only. Valid ID required.

09/16/2026

🚨🎉 THEY HAVE ARRIVED AT FASTMART UMATILLA! 🎉🚨

You guys know I’m always looking for fun, weird, cool stuff to bring into the store… and these definitely made the cut! 😂

🌀 FIDGET SPINNER BALLS ARE HERE! 🌀

Spin them, twist them, transform them and watch them change shape! 🤯 These things are seriously addicting — once you pick one up, good luck putting it back down. 😂

🌈 Multiple colors
🔥 Super fun to fidget with
🎁 Great little gift or impulse buy
🤪 And yes… the adults are probably going to play with them just as much as the kids!

📍 NOW AVAILABLE AT FASTMART UMATILLA!

Come grab yours before your favorite color disappears! 🏃‍♀️💨