07/12/2026
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To the person who decided to help themselves today—congratulations on your big haul!
There isn't much point in reporting our third theft to the Sheriff's Department because, unfortunately, nothing has come from the previous reports.
The good people in this community far outnumber the few who choose to ruin things for everyone else. Sadly, because of those few, we've made the difficult decision to close.
This business was never profitable. It existed because we believed our community needed it. Every hour and every dollar we invested was our way of giving back.
I hope you're proud of what you walked away with:
1 Mint Mojo Energy Pouch
2 Watermelon Mojo Energy Pouches
3 Tropical Punch Mojo Energy Pouches
1 First Aid Kit
1 Cougar Wintergreen
2 Grizzly Wintergreen
1 Bomb Diggity 250mg CBD Headache Stick
6 packs of Mainstreet Red ci******es
4 packs of 24/7 Menthol ci******es
Total retail value: $148.94.
When you tell your friends about what you stole, don't forget to tell them you also helped put a small local business out of business.
Ironically, I'll still get the $2.50 you paid for the Caramello bar at 1:18 p.m. today. Had you not reached into the machine to start your little smash-and-grab, you would have also received the Yoo-hoo, Hershey's bar, and Mountain Dew you ordered.
Instead, you knocked a pack of ci******es onto the machine's tracks, causing it to jam, repeatedly alert me for service, and potentially causing thousands of dollars in additional damage.
And yes... we will find out your name and we will post it. Have a great day!
To everyone else:
Thank you for your support over these 2 years. We truly appreciated the opportunity to serve this community. It's heartbreaking that the actions of a few have brought it to this point.
UPDATE: The thieves completely broke off pins in the machine needed to be able to dispense products and the store is officially shut down.
Hope they're happy!
