10/23/2026
Have you ever experienced tremendous suffering whilst driving through New England’s largest city? Don’t worry, IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.
Had you been around when Boston was founded in 1630, perhaps you could’ve convinced the city fathers to ditch the winding colonial footpaths and haphazard street layout in favor of a sensible grid befitting a major city.
Alas, you weren’t there.
Neither were cars, buses, or trains. Since you can’t rewrite history—or sue anyone for the trauma Boston’s streets have inflicted upon you—why not celebrate your resilience and your car’s survival with this perfectly on-point bumper sticker?