12/31/2025
We have it, get it before it sells out!!
Only in Pennsylvania and I mean ONLY here, can you walk into some back-road general store that still sells whoopie pies next to shells and emerge holding a bottle of TEABERRY VODKA, like it’s the most normal Tuesday of your life. Nowhere else on earth are we out here distilling the official toothpaste-gum flavor of your grandma’s purse into 80-proof rocket fuel and calling it a “heritage spirit.”
This is the same state where potholes eat sedans whole and the deer actually judge you, so of course we’re taking the flavor of 1950s penny candy and turning it into something that’ll knock you sideways into next week.
Teaberry vodka is the most Pennsylvania thing ever invented. Equal parts nostalgia, chaos, and questionable decision-making—crafted for the brave, the delusional, and anyone who ever drank birch beer from a frosted mug and thought, “Yeah, I’d love this but aggressively alcoholic.” Cheers, ya maniacs.