09/05/2026
Apparently Wildcatters has officially run out of able-bodied employees. 💀😂
So congratulations, Piedmont — tonight you get ME.
Fresh off ACL surgery, heavily braced, questionably mobile, but still smiling and ready to pour some Oktoberfest samples. 🍺🩼
The DRIVE-THRU IS CLOSED...But drag yourself out of your car and come inside because I’m pouring Oktoberfest samples and smiling like my knee doesn’t currently have more hardware than the liquor store shelving. 😂
🍻 FREE Oktoberfest samples
🩼 Complimentary viewing of the bionic woman
🚫 Drive-thru closed because I have boundaries now
⏰ Open until 9 PM
Come drink tiny beers with your favorite temporarily disabled liquor-store employee.
Wildcatters Whiskey & Wine — where our standards are high, but apparently our staffing requirements are not. 🍻😂