09/03/2026
🇺🇸🔥 Gnarly Gar’s 3rd Annual Redneck Boat Parade 🔥🇺🇸
Saturday, September 26th
Listen up, y’all…
This year we want the most over-the-top, beer-soaked, flag-flyin’, mullet-rockin’ redneck masterpiece you can put on the water!!
We’re talkin’ giant American flags, beer-can sculptures, camo everything, floatin’ coolers, inflatable gators, and whatever wild ideas y’all can cook up. Get weird with it! This is NOT a political parade.. let’s just show our love for America and have fun!
🏆 Two Big Contests 🏆
🚤 Boat Contest
• Best Overall-All American Redneck Boat (winner takes the whole pot 💰🔥)
• Most Creative Boat & Funniest Boat walk with Awards for the mantle
👢 Land Lubber Contest 🇺🇸
• Best Dressed American Redneck wins a cool $100 cash�Break out the cutoff flannels, the cutoff jeans, the mullets, design your costume after one of the founding fathers or your favorite American icon with a beer-can hat, — we wanna see it!
🚤 Boat Registration
• Just $10 to get in on the action (that money builds the prize pot and then we are gonna double it! So get the whole neighborhood in on this one!)
• Pre-register and we’ll hook you up with a goodie bag 🎁
• Pre-registration closes September 20th — don’t sleep on it! DO IT NOW!
• Rather wait till the day of? No sweat, we’ll take your money at the meet-up when you receive your number
👉 Pre-register right here, hoss:
https://forms.gle/K2dwbYbG177mA4naA
📍 Boater Meet-Up
12 PM sharp — don’t be late!
Hermits Cove community – North Canal entrance by the big tan boathouse
(Just north of Gnarly Gar)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/VPADDyH8THZYuwAn7?g_st=ic
Roll up, get your number (make sure them judges can see it), then we’ll parade south past Buchanan Circle and circle back toward the meet point for a 2nd round!! That’s right!! We wanna soak it in TWICE.
THEN head back to the Gar for the big judging and awards.
Goodie bags get handed out after we crown the winners! (One per boat!)
What Else You Got Waitin’
🎤 Live music by the one and only Elizabeth Cross
🍔 Food truck on site so you don’t go hungry
💦 Sq**rt guns are highly encouraged… this is a redneck parade, after all
Gnarly Gar Marina & Bar
482 Cove Dr, Satsuma, FL 32127
📞 386-214-1863
Bring your boat, bring your outfit, bring your best redneck attitude.
Let’s tear it up and make this the rowdiest boat parade Satsuma’s ever seen! 🇺🇸🍻💥