09/09/2026
🚨 LUNCH ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨
We got BURGERS 🍔, CHIPS 🥔 & COLD DRINKS 🥤!
And tomorrow… 79°! 🙌
Maybe even some RAIN! 🌧️
After this summer, 79° is gonna feel like we need a jacket. 😂
We’ve had enough heat and dust to last us a lifetime, and now Missouri might finally give us a little mud to go with our dust. 🤣
Of course, this cooler weather is only sticking around for like TWO DAYS, because apparently Missouri has places to be and refuses to let us get comfortable.
So enjoy it while it lasts, folks!
If an actual raindrop falls tomorrow, we may have to gather in the parking lot and hold a little ceremony.
The grass is gonna come crawling back like:
“Hey y’all… miss me?” 🌱🤣
🍔 BURGER + CHIPS + DRINK
Come get lunch today—and pray for rain tomorrow!
And whatever you do…
NOBODY TOUCH THE FORECAST. 🌧️