Un:Inebriated

07/29/2025

🏌️‍♂️1st Annual Local Business Open!🏌️‍♀️

Calling all golfers, hustlers, and hangover-free legends—help us take the win in the 1st ever Local Business Open hosted by Birdies and Brews!

📅 August 3rd–9th
⛳ 2-Person Scramble – 9 holes in just 1 hour
❄️ Played entirely indoors

💸 $60/team entry
💚 $20 of that goes to the local business you choose to support
🎯 Choose UN:INEBRIATED—we’re in it to win it!

🏆 Cash prizes, flag prizes, and the winning business gets a FREE 3-hour private event at Birdies
🛍️ Vendors (including us!) will be on site all week
🚚 Food trucks on select days

Book your tee time now—slots will fill fast!
📞 Call 308-251-6165 to register

A Social Bottle Shop for the Sober Curious & Functional Drink Community

07/28/2025

The perfect combo for 102 degree lake day!

Tunes courtesy of Turtlebox, good vibes thanks to Magic Cactus, and to stay cool!

07/25/2025

🔊 TURTLEBOX TAKEOVER: Sidewalk Sales Edition 🔊

We’re cranking up the volume for Downtown Kearney’s Sidewalk Sales, happening Thursday, July 24th through Saturday, July 26th!

Come test-drive our Turtlebox speakers—built for lake days, tailgates, trails, and backyard hangs.

🎧 Rugged, waterproof, and LOUD
🟢 Available in Original Gen 3 and Ranger models
📍 We’re the ONLY retailer outside Lincoln & Omaha

🚫 We can’t say the price out loud (MAP rules…)
😉 But let’s just say you’ll be glad you stopped by.

Come feel the sound—and ask us about our sidewalk sale surprise 🎁

Downtown Kearney on the Bricks

07/19/2025

Welcome to Killjoy in Nashville!

We had the opportunity to visit one of our sibling shops yesterday and it did not disappoint! Tatiana was a joy to visit with and we stocked up on several new NA beers and h**p bevies!

They are located a short drive from Broadway so if you’re zebra striping or the DD for the trip it’s worth the trek over to stock up!

07/17/2025

🍄 Now Available: MICROJoY Adaptogenic Gummies 🍄

Meet your new pocket-sized mood support—crafted for exactly the moment you’re in. Each MICROJoY gummy is THC-free, adaptogen-powered, and designed to help you dial in without checking out.

Here’s the lineup:

🧠 Concentrate
Lion’s Mane + L-Theanine
→ For focus, flow, and mental clarity.

⚡ Motivate
Cordyceps + Maca + B12
→ Clean energy and stamina, no crash.

✨ Elevate
Lion’s Mane + L-Theanine + 5-HTP + B6
→ Calm, feel-good support to lift your mood.

🌙 Hibernate
Reishi + L-Tryptophan + L-Theanine
→ Relax and recharge with gentle sleep support.

🛍️ Available in 5-packs for sampling and 30-packs for everyday use.

Microjoy

07/14/2025

🔊 THE SECRET’S OUT… and so are some of the speakers! 🔊

Our first shipment of Turtlebox’s just landed—and one already walked out the door before we could even finish unboxing.

🎯 What we’ve got:
✅ 4 Turtlebox Original (Gen 3) – 2 Gray, 2 Dark Green – $430
✅ 4 Turtlebox Rangers – All River Rock – $250 (1 sold already)
✅ Coming soon: 2 White Originals + 4 Ivory Rangers

And yes—we’re proud to be the ONLY Turtlebox retailer outside of Lincoln & Omaha 🧡

So why speakers?
Because UN:INEBRIATED isn’t just about what’s in your glass. It’s about how you move through life—fully present, high-vibe, and hangover-free. These rugged, waterproof, battery-powered speakers are the perfect companion for lake days, trail adventures, backyard hangs, and every “get after it” moment in between.

🧊 Pair it with some Unicorn P**s (Botanical Brewing Company), pop a MOE Glow (MOE Stuff), or a crack a Melting Forest—your sound should be as bold as your drink.

🎉 Shoutout to the two followers who guessed it right in yesterday’s post—message us if you’re ready to snag one. We’ll make it worth your time 👀

07/14/2025

🔍 CLOSE-UP CHALLENGE 🔍

Four mystery images. One epic reveal coming tomorrow.

These zoomed-in shots are from something brand new hitting our shelves—any guesses what it is? 👀

Clues? Not a chance.
Hints? Absolutely not.
Bragging rights if you guess right? 100%.

Drop your guesses below ⬇️ and come back tomorrow for the full reveal. Trust us—you’re gonna want to hear this.

07/11/2025

I mean, it’s just a fad right….

https://www.forbes.com/sites/garthfriesen/2025/07/08/alcohol-stocks-tumble-as-health-and-cannabis-trends-surge/

I feel y'all are partially responsible for this 🙃

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"Generational changes in behavior, health and wellness concerns, economic pressures, and the rise of alternative recreational drugs are just a few of the trends impacting alcohol sales."

"A December 2024 NCSolutions consumer sentiment survey found that nearly one in two Americans are trying to drink less alcohol in 2025, a 44% rise since 2023. This trend is led by Gen Z (ages 13-28), where 65% of those surveyed plan to reduce alcohol intake and 39% intend to adopt a dry lifestyle."

"A December 2024 survey conducted by Bloomberg Intelligence found that approximately 74% of young adults aged 18-24 report using cannabis at least once a week as a substitute for alcohol. Many consumers view cannabis as a safer, healthier, and more controlled experience than alcohol, without the consequences of a hangover."

"Fortune Business Insights projects the THC beverage market will grow from USD 3 billion in 2024 to USD 117 billion by 2032."

Full story: https://www.forbes.com/sites/garthfriesen/2025/07/08/alcohol-stocks-tumble-as-health-and-cannabis-trends-surge/

07/09/2025

Warmest birthday wishes to this incredible human on their special day! 🙌🙌 Next time you’re in buy Tionna a bday drink (or 6pk☺️)🎂🎂

Happy birthday from your team members!

07/03/2025

Don’t be the guy lighting fireworks with a beer in his teeth. Stay sober(ish) and keep all 10 this 4th of July. 🇺🇸🧨

Show this post in store to get:
🔥 20% OFF EVERYTHING (Friday only)
🕙 Open 10 AM – 4 PM

NA beer, 🌿 drinks, Kava, and more—fuel the fun without blowing off a knuckle.

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