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08/19/2026

08/11/2026

🚨🐍 RATTLERS HAS OFFICIALLY LOST CONTROL. 🐍🚨

Tomorrow’s Word of the Day is:

💥 FLIBBERTIGIBBET 💥

Flibber-ty-gibbet?
Flibber-gibber-whatever-the-hell?
Honestly, we don’t know anymore. 😂

Here’s the deal:

Walk into Rattlers on WEDNESDAY 08/12/2026 ONLY, approach the counter like you’ve been preparing for this moment your entire life, make uncomfortable eye contact with the cashier and confidently yell:

🗣️ “FLIBBERTIGIBBET!”

Did you pronounce it correctly?
🤷‍♀️ Probably not.

Do we care?
🚫 ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Are we still giving you a FREE TAQUITO?!

🌯 HELL YES. 🌯

Bonus points if you say it like you’re casting a spell. 🪄
Extra imaginary bonus points if your friend refuses to come inside with you because they’re embarrassed. 😂

📍 Rattlers — 2008 Conveyor Dr, Joshua, TX 76058
🌯 Limit 1 free taquito per person
📅 WEDNESDAY 08/12/2026 ONLY

⚠️ Side effects may include free taquitos, questionable pronunciation, cashier confusion, and suddenly realizing you just yelled FLIBBERTIGIBBET inside a gas station.

ONE STUPID WORD. ONE FREE TAQUITO. ZERO DIGNITY REQUIRED. 🐍😂🌯

08/10/2026

Cashier/Customer Service *Must be 21+*
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08/04/2026

Say ‘Texas’ at the register and taste a little Lone Star flavor—for FREE!

08/04/2026

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For years, Texas businesses and consumers have relied on h**p products that were legalized under both the 2018 Federal Farm Bill and the 2019 Texas H**p Program.

Now, Texas officials have announced that delta-8 and other non delta-9 thc isomers, including products that have been openly manufactured and sold for years—are considered Schedule I controlled substances and subject to criminal enforcement.

In response, three plaintiffs have filed a federal lawsuit challenging that announcement.

The lawsuit argues that the state’s action:
• Conflicts with the 2018 Farm Bill.
• Conflicts with Texas’ own h**p law.
• Violates constitutional protections, including due process and interstate commerce.

The plaintiffs are asking the federal court for emergency relief to stop enforcement while the case moves forward.

This case is about more than h**p businesses. It raises fundamental questions about whether state agencies can redefine lawful products as Schedule I controlled substances without legislative action, and whether Texans can be subjected to criminal penalties under an unclear and conflicting legal framework.

We’ll continue sharing updates as this case develops.

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07/27/2026

🚨 WORD OF THE DAY: GERONIMO! 🌮🎉

Say “GERONIMO!” at the register and score a FREE TAQUITO!

📅 Wednesday Only – July 29, 2026
🌟 Limit 1 free taquito per customer

Don’t miss out—jump in, shout “GERONIMO!”, and enjoy a hot, delicious taquito on us!

📍 Rattlers Convenience Store
2008 Conveyor Dr.
Joshua, TX 76058

See you Wednesday! 🤠

07/26/2026

🚨 REMINDER! 🚨

Our Buy 1, Get 2 FREE sale is still going on!

Stock up on your favorite THC-A & Delta products while you still can. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!

📅 Sale ends July 31
📍 Rattlers Convenience Store
📍 2008 Conveyor Dr, Joshua, TX

Don’t wait until the last minute—stop by today and take advantage of this incredible deal before it’s over! 🔥🐍

07/26/2026

🚨 DON’T MISS OUT! 🚨

⏰ Time is running out!

Buy 1, Get 2 FREE on ALL eligible THC-A & Delta products before the Texas ban takes effect!

This is your chance to stock up and save BIG before these products can no longer be sold.

🔥 Buy 1 ➜ Get 2 FREE
📅 Ends July 31
📍 Rattlers Convenience Store
📍 2008 Conveyor Dr, Joshua, TX

When they’re gone, they’re gone. Stop by today and take advantage of the biggest deal we’ve ever offered!

07/22/2026

🎯 Beat the Deadline. Beat the Prices.
July 31 is the end—take advantage of our biggest THC-A & Delta sale ever!

07/21/2026

This week’s gimmick is actually delicious. 😉 Say “GIMMICK” on Wednesday 7/22 and enjoy a FREE taquito!