10/27/2026
We interrupt this beautiful Tuesday Afternoon with a special announcement... ⚠️ We have had not one, or two, but now several signs that have been removed from properties around town, almost overnight. 🥸 These have not been removed by the great folks at the Highway Department, or the property owners, nope- they have been acts of petty thievery by a good-for-nothing Sign Snatcher 🫵
If anyone would like to return these signs to campaign headquarters, much like how a housecat drops a mouse or lizard at the front porch welcome mat, you are encouraged to do so. Our Campaign HQ is located at 412 W Central Ave, Harrison, AR, 72601. If you are a registered voter in town, you cannot miss it, as the HQ is located right next door to the... well, you know. 😎