05/31/2026
🍻 HAPPY SUNDAY Y’ALL! 🍻
On a scale of medieval person inexplicably not wearing pants, Jess is feeling like a solid #7 today. Slightly unhinged. Questionable life choices. Ready to dance with fate.
The good news? Pants ARE required at JW Saloon. (We checked. Management insists.)
So grab your favorite pair, round up your friends, and come hang out with us! Cold drinks, hot food, good company, bad decisions that make great stories, and absolutely zero judgment.
Whether you’re feeling like a #1, a #5, or a full-blown #9, we’ve got a stool with your name on it.
🍺 Drinks are cold.
🎶 Music is on.
😎 The vibes are questionable but excellent.
See y’all at JW Saloon!