C&C Liquor, LLC

08/07/2023

10/27/2022

😂😂😂😂
An alcoholic wakes up in prison.
He asks the first police officer he sees, “Why am I here?”
“For drinking,” replies the officer.
“Great,” says the man, “When do we start?”

10/22/2022

My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
“Is she an alcoholic?”
“No I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

10/22/2022

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “That would be my wife.”

😂😂😂

10/21/2022

Me: "I'll take a Vodka tonic"
Server: "It's 7 AM"
Me: "I'll take a Vodka tonic and eggs"