10/22/2026
🦃🔥 HASTA LA VISTA, GRAVY! 🔥🦃
THIS THANKSGIVING… JUDGMENT DAY COMES EARLY! 🤖💥
The future has been rewritten. The mission is simple. And this time, the target isn’t the turkey…
IT’S YOUR TASTE BUDS! 🥃🔥
🚨 PAT’S LIQUOR STORE × ALMA DEL JAGUAR 🚨
Introducing…
🤖🦃 THE TURKINATOR 🦃🤖
A powerful, 96-proof Single Barrel Reposado with an ex-bourbon barrel finish, bringing together the vibrant soul of Mexican agave and the rich, decadent character of American bourbon.
ONE BARREL. 96 PROOF. ABSOLUTE MAYHEM.
🥃 Single Barrel Reposado
🔥 96 PROOF | 48% ABV
🪵 Finished in an Ex-Bourbon Barrel
🌵 100% Blue Weber Agave
💥 THE FLAVOR TERMINATION SEQUENCE 💥
👃 TARGET ACQUIRED — THE NOSE
An enticing rush of slow-roasted agave, golden caramel, rich vanilla bean and warm honey, layered with bright citrus zest, toasted oak and a delicate touch of cinnamon.
🔥 JUDGMENT DAY — THE PALATE
Imagine luscious cooked agave colliding with creamy butterscotch, caramelized brown sugar, vanilla custard and warm baking spices. The bourbon barrel influence adds a deliciously rich dimension while allowing the natural agave character to shine.
⚡ THE FINAL STRIKE — THE FINISH
A powerful, warming finale with lingering notes of sweet agave, toasted oak, vanilla, cinnamon and a gentle peppery kick. Rich, layered and dangerously inviting.
Flavor descriptions reflect the profile we’re anticipating; final barrel-specific notes will be confirmed after tasting.
🥃 THE SOUL OF TEQUILA. THE HEART OF BOURBON.
This isn’t about choosing between tequila and bourbon.
IT’S ABOUT HAVING THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.
🚨 MISSION ACTIVATION: THE TURKINATOR 🚨
📅 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2026
⏰ 6:00 PM SHARP
📍 PAT’S LIQUOR STORE
🦃 This Thanksgiving, forget everything you thought you knew about the bird.
HE’S BACK. HE’S BAD. AND HE’S 96 PROOF.
🔥 HASTA LA VISTA, GRAVY! 🔥
👇 Tag your tequila crew and bourbon buddies. Who’s joining the mission?