09/23/2026
🚨 THE $7.99 SHENANIGANS ARE HERE! 🚨
MINUTE MAID SPIKED — BLOWOUT SALE! 🍋🔥
Was $17.99… now $7.99!
Yes, you read that right. $7.99.
Cheaper than your last DoorDash fee. 😂
And while you’re here…
🥃 COME GET YOUR ALLOCATIONS!
You know… the bottles you’ve been texting us about for 6 months. 🤣
Minute Maid for $7.99. Allocations on the shelf.
Basically, we’re giving you an excuse to “just stop by real quick”…
…and we all know how that ends. 😂🥃
BLACK FOREST LIQUOR — COME GET SOME! 🔥