04/01/2026
🚨 APRIL 1st – ALLOCATED DROP 🚨
black forest liquor has
Good news… we’ve decided to release the allocated bourbon.
Bad news… so has everyone else in town.
🥃 Today’s lineup includes:
• The bottle you’ve asked me about 47 times
• The one your friend “got here last week” (he didn’t)
• That unicorn you swear I’m hiding from you
📜 Store Policies (today only):
• Limit 1… per personality
• Must tell me “I’m not flipping this” with a straight face
• If you ask for Blanton’s first, I legally have to say no
And remember…
If you don’t see it on the shelf,
it’s definitely… probably… maybe… not in the back 😏🥃
Happy April Fool’s.