Payless Wine & Spirits

05/10/2026

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FROM ALL OF US

and also from the makers of Malort lol

https://www.facebook.com/share/1Cr9WyoWVt/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Happy Mother’s Day!

05/08/2026

BAPPLE is so 2025.

COME GET YOUR KAPPLE!!

(KAPPLE? Klapple? Just don’t call it krapple!)

Limited quantities

05/01/2026

The greatness is here!!

BAPPLE 6-packs 8.99
Limit 2
While supplies last.

Oh yeah there’s also some garbage like this:

04/01/2026

Happy April Fools !!!

Today the Joke is no Joke! The Blantonzzz and the Wellerzzez are out for purchase; today only!

Tomorrow these barrels will be set up for our next Allocated Bourbon Raffle, so P**F these goodies will go away!

My favorite April Fools joke by the way was New Belgium Brewing ‘marketed’ their new beer called Hairball. I bet we could sell it too. Those were good times.

Anyway, these are out today. All at MSRP. No joke.

Along with some other specialty offerings and one-offs.

See you later!

03/17/2026

We’re hearing reports that some store are out of Guinness, or only have it warm.

We have no such issues at Payless Wine & Spirits.





Hand
and Red Leg’s new Wolfhound Irish Red

We got it all, baby!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

03/13/2026

Edit2: NOW SOLD OUT THANK YOU
*If* we are able to get more we’ll let yall know!
Unlikely, but you never know.

Edit: one set left

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Aha, a new arrival in very limited quantities.

KING OF KENTUCKY
Small Batch Kentucky Straight Bourbon
12 year

299.99 each*, three batches, very limited quantities.

While you’re here, pick up some Jamo, maybe some Guinness, Baileys, 🤷‍♂️

* other than the guy who tried to browbeat my employee into selling them for 229, for you they are $800 a bottle 🤣

03/06/2026

I definitely need this mask sometimes.

03/05/2026

Coupla few fun things in today/this week/lately.

The Willett is their new 4 year bourbon. Im very curious.

We’re also nearly out of the Penelope F Cancer bottle, and there’s one Old Forester 1924 on The counter. Word to ya m***a.

02/25/2026

Been waiting all winter for this guy!

Regularly 29.99, intro sale 25.99.

Penelope Bourbon LFG!

02/20/2026

As noted tomorrow is my 32nd birthday!

Celebrate the good times! Buy and drink the good stuff! Cause I will!

Here’s what’s available tomorrow at 10 am …

Have a great day! See you tomorrow!

02/20/2026

Incredibly, tomorrow is my FIFTY-FIFTH birthday and there will be bourbon treats out to celebrate.

Pictures to come. No Pappiez.