09/03/2026
Confess your sins. We’ll tell you which ones count. 😇🥃 Double dessert? Absolved. Ghosting leg day for happy hour? Absolved. Drunk texting your ex? Absolved (we’ve all been there). Charging people 40% margin because a celebrity slapped their name on the bottle? Yeah... that one’s not getting forgiven. We only tax greed. Everything else is on the house. .DoGood.