Safari Liquor

07/23/2025

It's only Wednesday...
and my coworkers are already the reason my "weekend wine" is now "Wednesday wine."
🍷 Swing by Safari Liquor — we don’t sell peace of mind, but we do sell pinot.

07/16/2025

POP QUIZ! 🍹☀️
My summer body is:

A) 30% sunscreen, 70% Safari Liquor
B) 50% ice, 50% bad decisions
C) 100% ready for lake days
D) All of the above

📝 Comment your answer below... but we all know it’s D. 😉

07/11/2025

🎉 Fun Friday Vibes 🎉
You made it through the week without screaming at anyone (out loud), so we’d say that calls for a drink.

Swing through Safari Liquor and reward yourself for all that barely holding it together you’ve been doing.
🥃 Tequila for the overachievers.
🍷 Wine for the emotionally drained.
🍺 Beer for those who gave up on productivity by Wednesday.

No judgment here—just shelves full of your weekend coping mechanisms.

07/09/2025

🥃 Whiskey Wednesday Mood:
The semi-annual sale may be over...
But the bottles we scored?
Still delicious. Still dangerous. Still whispering, “just one more pour.”

Now's the time to savor the flavor—no crowds, no chaos, just you and that smooth, smoky goodness.
(And maybe a tiny voice reminding you it’s only Wednesday.)

🐘 Bold like a bison.
🦁 Smooth like a lion in loafers.
🦒 Aged like the fine giraffe you are.

Swing by and restock what didn’t last the weekend. We won’t judge. 🍂

07/04/2025

Sound ON. Classic Top Gun moment incoming. 🇺🇸 This Fourth of July, we’re feeling the need… the need to BUZZ THE TOWER. Happy Independence Day from Safari Liquor—permission to celebrate: denied.

07/04/2025

07/02/2025

🦁🥃 The herd is thinning…
Safari Liquor’s Semi-Annual Bourbon & Whiskey Event ends this Saturday — and trust us, it only comes around as often as a leopard changes its spots (aka, twice a year).

🦬 Stock up before the stampede ends.
🦓 Rare finds. Wild deals.
🦒 And a sale that disappears faster than a cheetah at last call.

Don’t wait. Hunt it down before it’s gone.

06/26/2025

⚡️To the linemen out there—climbing poles, braving downed lines, and bringing the lights (and the fridges!) back on—thank you just doesn’t feel like enough.

You’ve been the real MVPs since the storm hit, and we see you. So we’re doing what we do best:
Offering you a well-earned discount with your company ID.

You’ve powered up our area—let us help power up your weekend. 🍻
Because if anyone deserves a cold one right now… it’s you.

06/25/2025

Get to our Semi Annual Bourbn & Whiskey event early this Saturday and grab something from Sota Sips Coffee LLC!

06/21/2025

We are OPEN!!!!

06/20/2025

🦓🦬🦒 The Most Interesting Safari Animals Say…
The real watering hole opens in just over a week.

🦁 The lion stocks up early — before the herds arrive.
🐘 The elephant never forgets Bourbon Day is next Saturday.
🦒 The giraffe? Always spots the good stuff from miles away.
🦍 And the gorilla? He’s just here for the barrel-strength and the vibes.

🍂 The Semi-Annual Bourbon & Whiskey Event kicks off next Saturday — and if you want the good stuff, get here early.
☕ Bonus: Sota Sips Coffee LLC will be parked and pouring that pre-game caffeine before the corks start popping.

📍Mark it: Bourbon Day = Saturday, June 28.
Tag your whiskey crew. Stretch your sipping arm. Safari season is almost here.

06/18/2025

🐘 He once stared down a lion… because the lion took the last bottle of allocated bourbon. It didn’t end well. For the lion.

🦓 Her stripes aren't from fashion — they're from sprinting to Safari Liquor at 8:59am on June 28th. She knows the Semi-Annual Allocated Bourbon & Whiskey Event waits for no one.

🦒 He drinks whiskey tall. Like, giraffe tall.

The herd is gathering. The hunt begins June 28 and runs through July 5. It's our Semi-Annual Allocated Bourbon & Awesome Whiskey Event — the kind of rare you don’t see outside a safari.

Get here before the stampede and be greeted by the majestic Sota Sips Coffee LLC crew, slinging top-tier coffee in the parking lot the morning of the 28th. Bourbon waits for no one — but caffeine comes first.

🦬 The bourbon is rare. The prices are wild. The adventure? Legendary.
🦍 Safari Liquor. Run wild. Choose wisely.