Safari Liquor

06/11/2025

🥴 Wince Wednesday
The jokes are bad, but the whiskey is excellent.

"I wanted to try archery when I was in Mexico…
but I didn’t haberno." 🌶️🏹

Yeah. We heard the groan from here.
Wash it down with something strong.

🥃 Our Semi-Annual Allocated Bourbon & Awesome Whiskey Sale starts June 28 — and unlike that joke, it’s actually worth showing up for.

It's kind of a big deal. Like, line-up-outside kind of big.
See you then… unless you're still recovering from that joke.

06/09/2025

Meme Monday Mood:
Because therapy is expensive and tequila is... surprisingly affordable.
🧂🍋🍹 Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a really big margarita.
We don’t make the rules—we just pour the drinks.

06/06/2025

🚨BOURBON LOVERS, START YOUR ENGINES🚨
The Semi-Annual Bourbon Sale is on the horizon—and this one’s worth waking up for.

We’re talking bottles that make grown men weep (in a good way), shelves full of top-shelf, and prices that’ll make you do a double take.

But first… coffee. ☕
Our buddies at Sota Sips will be in the parking lot fueling your bourbon-bound morning with caffeine, charisma, and possibly judgment (depends how early you show up).

🗓 June 28-July 5.
⏰ Set your alarm.
📍 Safari Liquor parking lot.
👀 Follow to prep your tastebuds.

Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like chasing bourbon with cold brew at 9am.

Triann’s favorite drink: a Barista Americano🌟

What is this? An Iced Americano with White Mocha, Topped with Half and Half😋

06/04/2025

Wednesday: basically Monday in a wig, drunk texting its ex and pretending it has it together.
We get it. Come stock up. Safari Liquor doesn’t judge.

05/30/2025

What rhymes with Friday?
We’ll go first: Vodka-ay.
Now you try. Wrong answers only.
Winner gets… well, nothing. Except a reason to hit Safari Liquor before 10.
Because if you're gonna rhyme badly, you might as well do it with a drink in hand. 🍻

05/28/2025

It’s high time we told you... 🍃
We’ve got some very chill new beverages in stock. Perfect for... relaxing, unwinding, and staring at a tree for an hour like it’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever seen.

Ask us about the vibes—we’ve got plenty in the cooler. 🥤😎

05/21/2025

"Drink to forget. Never forget to drink."
Solid advice, really.

Follow us for more life lessons your therapist definitely wouldn’t recommend. 🍻

05/16/2025

t’s Friday. Time to clock out and make choices your Monday self will deeply regret.

Whether it’s tequila or texting your ex—Safari Liquor is here for all your bad decisions. We’re not judging. We’re just supplying.

05/14/2025

B-Y-E 👋

05/09/2025

🎣 Opening Fishing Weekend Tip:
Jerk it as much as you can.
(We’re talking about the lure… obviously.)

Whether you're out casting or just pretending to fish while sipping something cold, make sure you STOCK UP first. You don’t want to run out of liquid luck halfway through the weekend.

🧊 Cold beer, good spirits, and questionable fishing skills—all in one stop.
Safari Liquor. We’re practically bait.

05/07/2025

🎣 Walleye Wednesday at Safari Liquor 🎣

Fishing Opener is basically Christmas for Minnesotans… if Santa wore camo and brought Busch Light in a Yeti.

Are your coolers prepped? Your boats loaded? Your truck smellin’ like beef jerky and dreams?

Better make a few runs to Safari Liquor—aka the bait shop for your booze cravings. We’ve got what you need to stock the boats, trucks, and your cousin Randy’s questionable tackle box that doubles as a bar.

Don’t be the guy who shows up empty-handed. The fish might not care, but your buddies definitely will.

🧊 Cold drinks. 🎯 Sharp hooks. 🍻 Questionable choices.
Safari Liquor—where fishing stories get better with every sip.

05/05/2025

🎸 If Mexican rock stars existed… today would be their Super Bowl.
But since they don’t (probably), it’s up to you to party like one. Loud, proud, and mildly irresponsible.

🌵We’ve got the tequila. The cerveza. The bad decisions.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, amigos. Let’s make it legendario.