05/24/2025
PSA from your friendly neighborhood liquor store:
Bush Light Apple is out of stock.
Gone. Vanished. P**f. Like your New Year’s resolutions by February.
Do we know when it’s coming back?
No.
Will it come back?
Probably, Probably Not
Are we emotionally prepared for this?
Absolutely not.
So please stop whispering “do you have any in the back?” like it’s some Prohibition-era contraband. If we had any in the back, we’d be drinking it ourselves and crying into a crate of White Claws.
While we all process this national tragedy together, enjoy this TikTok as a form of spiritual support:
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj96N3fD/
Stay strong. Stay hydrated. Try a new flavor and pretend it’s apple.
— Your traumatized but still functional friends at Best Wine & Spirits
108.2K likes, 538 comments. “Hold on baby just a little bit longer”