jankybirdtattoo

04/18/2026

Kaitlyn is another year older, but still just as feral, talented, and suspiciously youthful.

We’re hoping this is finally the year we corrupt her, but so far she remains disappointingly nice.

03/19/2026

We definitely paid them to say that. (Allegedly.)

Our Title Sponsor this year?
👉 Janky Bird 👈

They’ve been quietly supporting this community like absolute legends…
no hype, no attention—just showing up and getting it done.

Yeah… we’re not letting them stay low-key anymore!

Give them some love when you see them—this 4th of July just got even better !!
Stop in to check them out:
134 Spaulding Ave, Brownsville OR 97327

Not your average anything:
Art gallery ✔️
Antique shop ✔️
Tattoo shop ✔️
To***co ✔️
Totally unique vibe ✔️

“We’re a curated collection of the offbeat, the unexpected, and the unapologetically unique.”
(And honestly… that tracks.)

03/14/2026

You claim you support the Cobras.
You claim you like a good time.
You claim you appreciate ci**rs, tattoos, and poor decisions executed with style.

Prove it.

Bid hard.
Bid loud.
Bid like you’re trying to earn the title Grand Ruffler of Feathers.

Because someone’s leaving the auction tonight with bragging rights, a framed proclamation, and a legendary night.

No reason it shouldn’t be you.

👉 Cobra Booster Club Auction — tonight.
👉 Don’t get out-bid.

03/09/2026

After much deliberation, the winner of the $80 gift certificate is... Shelley Hazelton!

03/06/2026

New blog is up.
I may or may not have bribed a nonprofit..

https://www.jankybird.com/s/stories/confession-i-bribed-a-non-profit-for-top-secret-intel

02/19/2026

Turns out assuming “1880” was a personal choice.
The artists meant 1980.⚡

I’m recovering.
Blog is live.

https://www.jankybird.com/s/stories/you-ruined-my-plan-again-i-thought-you-meant-1880