Caveman Cigar Company

09/03/2026

Okay Boomer! This one is for you.

A collection of nostalgic relics that are perfectly tailored to bring back some fond memories for boomers.

08/07/2026

This weekend in Snook, Texas! Come and see us, many other great vendors, and live music too 💨🎶 at Back Porch Market Days!

08/04/2026

The Caveman will demonstrating the art of cigar rolling at Back Porch Antiques in Snook, Texas. Come out and see how we roll. While your there enjoy your favorite ci**rs from Caveman Cigar Company!

07/30/2026

An incredible view over Casa dé Caveman 2.0 on cigar night taken from the back porch.

07/29/2026

Ci**rs are NOT Ci******es. When learning that I have a strong affection for stogies, I sometimes find cigarette smokers offering me a cigarette. I respectfully decline. They believe that they are just different versions of essentially the same thing. They're wrong.

Get in a checkout line behind someone barking orders at the clerk.
"Those aren't Marlboros. I only smoke Marlboros"
"No, that's a soft pack. I only buy hard packs"
"Yes, that's a hard pack, but those are regulars. I smoke 100's"
"Getting closer. Those are hard pack 100's, but I need menthols"...

Contrast that with a group of cigarette smokers standing outside an office building. Suddenly anything goes.
"I'm out of ci******es. Can I bum one?"
"Sure. All I got are Newports in a soft pack. They're not menthols"
"I'll take it. Thanks, dude."

You've overheard these conversations. They're proof that cigarette smokers feed an addiction. To further promote that addiction, cigarette manufacturers add dozens (sometimes hundreds) of additives to a cigarette. The list is exhaustive, so I won't elaborate, but do a google search. It's shocking. The best to***cos go into ci**rs. The leftovers, stems, and inferior grade to***cos are chopped up and mixed with chemicals, then stuffed into a paper tube that is colored with paints & dyes. It's all about the addiction.

A cigar is all about the flavors. What's in a good quality, hand-rolled cigar? 100% pure, unadulterated to***co leaves. The fillers, binder, and wrapper are nothing but pure to***co. The flavors and aromas in a cigar reflect the traits of the to***co leaf and the region wherein it is grown.

Offer me a cigarette? No, thanks. Offer me a hand rolled Caveman cigar? Yes, please! They contain only the finest premium to***co from around the world. Remember, a good quality cigar is nothing but 100% to***co.

What can the Caveman roll for you?

The Original Caveman Cigar Company
383 Old Phillipsburg Road
Brenham, Texas 77833
979-530-8496
www.cavemanci**rs.biz

07/23/2026

Bruce Margolis aka Caveman and Travis 'Augustus Harsthrasher' Hintzel making a toast to our brother Tim Mortis aka Cap 'N Crimson. Tim passed away a few days ago after a long illness.

Tim always loved a great hand rolled cigar from Caveman Cigar Company💨. When Tim first got sick we made a pact to smoke ci**rs as soon he got healthy again. Unfortunately that that day wasn't to happen. 😢

To our Brother Tim, Huzzah!

05/23/2026

Let us help you with your next order of Caveman pipe to***co, a new pipe, and pipe accessories. 💨

The Original Caveman Cigar Company
383 Old Phillipsburg Lane
Brenham, Texas 77833
Phone: 979-530-8496
www.cavemanci**rs.biz

04/18/2026

International comedy star and the Caveman's friend Learnmore Jonasi received the first Caveman Cigar Company's first hand rolled Learnmore Ci**rs last night. They were personally delivered to Learnmore by Caveman's college roommate Darrell Parks after Learnmore's comedy show in Detroit.

What can we roll for you?

Original Caveman Cigar Company
Bellville, Texas
979-530-8496
www.cavemanci**rs.biz

04/17/2026

A beautiful evening to enjoy ci**rs with a friend. What can the Caveman roll for you?

www.cavemanci**rs.biz

04/15/2026

I agree with Ron. How about you?

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