08/20/2025
Every beach house has its archetypes.
The Grill Captain with a sixth sense for perfect timing. The Beach-Chair Philosopher who hasn’t moved since breakfast. The Quartermaster who brought foil, batteries, and enough ice to cool a small town.
We ranked them all — from the house heroes to the lovable freeloaders — and paired each with their perfect pour.
Flip through, see where you land, and then tell us: Which personality are you this summer, and what’s in your glass?