01/11/2026
Went fishing this morning at the Waiteti mouth.
QUESTION: Why did I go when it's really a month too early?
ANSWER: Local angling personality Simon Aston said he saw a run of fish there yesterday.
Q: Did I catch anything?
A: No.
Q: So why am I smiling?
A: Because it takes 45 face muscles to frown and only 17 to smile; because it makes people think I'm up to something; because I've caught thousands in my 82 years with a lot more to come; and because you can't keep a good man down.
Q: Did I enjoy myself despite no fish?
A: You bet!
Q: What conclusion did you draw from today's expedition?
A: Don't listen to Simon Aston.