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Fundi ni Moja,, Bespoke City
12/05/2025

Fundi ni Moja,, Bespoke City

No matter how much your sidechick is putting it for you, please never neglect your family ( woman)... F*CK outside there...
25/04/2025

No matter how much your sidechick is putting it for you, please never neglect your family ( woman)... F*CK outside there if a must but go back to the house,show her some heart of caring,make her feel at ease.

I'll summarize this Piece with Kasgunga proverb that says, " every firewood in the bush is appealing to the eye,but very few can be used comfortably under a roof,some produce too much soot."

Eiiiish,,so she is one of the shop items😭😭
23/04/2025

Eiiiish,,so she is one of the shop items😭😭

Matthew 7:8 NIV[8] For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be ...
23/04/2025

Matthew 7:8 NIV
[8] For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

Amen

23/04/2025

The Road Ahead

Why don’t our hardest paths come with maps? Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could know exactly what was coming down the road so we could be prepared? Many people throughout history have surely cried out to God in this way: Lord, I just need to see what’s ahead. Please show me the way! Grief, especially, can leave us feeling lost, even during our ordinary lives. Feelings may be unfamiliar; relationships may be strained; we may feel afraid to move forward in faith, wondering what might be lurking around the corner, waiting to steal our joy. We can feel frozen, struggling to trust God’s leading and wishing life were more laid out for us. Most of us have been there at one time or another—called beyond the boundaries of our trust, wondering where the courage will come from for our next steps, maybe even crying out for God to make His presence known in a time that feels lonely and scary In these times, it’s good to remember that He has never left our side.

While our prayer for an easy-to-follow map may not be answered, the assurance that He is with us on the journey is there, even in the most confusing times. If you ever have trouble imagining Jesus’s constant presence, try to envision Him in the light of the Gospels. Hear Him saying, ā€œLet the little children come to Meā€ (Matthew 19:14 NIV and see yourself as that child, cherished by Him, held safely in His arms. See Him washing His close companions’ feet the night before He died for us and count yourself among those companions ā€œSo He got up from the meal, took off His outer clothing, and wrapped a towel around His waist. After that, He poured water into a basin and began to wash His disciples’ feetā€ (John 13:4–5 NIV). Remember that even those who walked with Him were uncertain about the road ahead, but they held on to that one promise—I will be with you—spoken and demonstrated in so many ways. That is our blessed assurance too. When you feel a little lost, you can count on your Navigator to bring you through He is the Way, and you belong to Him.

Lord, remind me of Your constant presence, and help me to rest in the moment with You.

23/04/2025

Eiiiish,,, theory confirmed to be true,,,
Use protectives always, streets aren't safe anymore

"Am tired of this nonsense Ojuok" She screamed. At the background, some filthy breath could be sucked by the ears,sweet ...
10/04/2025

"Am tired of this nonsense Ojuok" She screamed. At the background, some filthy breath could be sucked by the ears,sweet sounds,sweet for imagination "eiiiish eiiiish sweeeeee...hapo hapooo" ..The romantic rhythm continued to emanate from the bedroom.
Ojuok had just reaped a big endorsed, lucrative chocolate manhood-food.

Ojuok and Mercy had been married, probably not married, had been cohabiting (could fit their short successful-live together dream) for around four months. Straight from campus.

On this day, she left for some groceries at the nearby market, and she was to visit Mary, a friend who had been admitted, long duration was anticipated.....

Let me crown the whole happenings with Sakwa proverb that says, "Any man/lady who loves resting on a married person's bed,will surely one day rest in peace"

RIP Maureen 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I saw two cockroaches enjoying TWA TWA. I wanted to spray RAID and I thought  twice, Maybe he has been chasing her for y...
10/04/2025

I saw two cockroaches enjoying TWA TWA. I wanted to spray RAID and I thought twice, Maybe he has been chasing her for years and she has been eating his money without allowing him get down there, I am human I have a good heart so I let him enjoy...But as I was about to go, I had a second thought ....what if he was ra**ng her?

What if he was enjoying someone's wife?

I sprayed it 😭😭😭

10/04/2025

Wuuueeeh ni sawa tu

Dear men, I know you have been advised severally to avoid older women,,,orait, let me summarize my advice with Wamunyoro...
10/04/2025

Dear men, I know you have been advised severally to avoid older women,,,orait, let me summarize my advice with Wamunyoro proverb that says " the older the sugarcane,the sweeter the juice"

09/04/2025

Let me leave a midday wisdom words that say,"a woman's private part is like mabati roof,if not nailed properly, might be carried away to another man's home"

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