31/05/2026
The PFP Signal hit the clouds at 07:30 AM sharp this morning. 🚨
The distress call came from Gemma in Coulsdon. Before she could even hang up the phone, the PFP Mobile was fueled, fired up, and flying down the road. 🚐💨
The Mission: A flat-pack bunk bed threatening the peace of a local household.
The Result:
🛠️ Bunk bed assembled in record-breaking, superhero time.
📺 Plot twist: Threw in a full TV wall-mounting completely FREE of charge.
I must have been in a suspiciously good mood today.
Don't get used to it, Gotham... I mean, Coulsdon. 😉
PFP. What’s your emergency?
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