Greens of Portlethen

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Welcome to Greens of Portlethen!💚

We're an award-winning convenience store who are proud to serve our community with everyday essentials, local favourites, and a true taste of Scotland.

🌧️ SUNDAY HAS ARRIVED… AND IT’S ABSOLUTELY DREICH! 🌧️But fear not… we know what you need. 😂A HOT BREAKFAST BAP in one ha...
06/09/2026

🌧️ SUNDAY HAS ARRIVED… AND IT’S ABSOLUTELY DREICH! 🌧️

But fear not… we know what you need. 😂

A HOT BREAKFAST BAP in one hand, a HOT PIE in the other and absolutely no reason whatsoever to be standing outside in this weather! 🤣

And who’s been left in charge of keeping you lot fed this morning?

DANNY. 👀😂

Yes… DANNY.

So if your Sunday is looking a bit miserable, get yourself down to Greens and let Danny sort your breakfast.

He’s got the baps.
He’s got the pies.
He’s got the Sunday shift. 😂

You just need to turn up.

🌧️ Dreich outside
🔥 Hot inside
🥧 Pie in hand
😂 Danny on duty

That’s Sunday sorted!

📍 Greens of Portlethen
⏰ Sunday: 8am–10pm

🎉 PORTLETHEN… LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN! 🎉SATURDAY IS HERE, DANNY & VJ ARE ON DUTY… AND GREENS IS READY! 😎💚Weekend plans? SO...
05/09/2026

🎉 PORTLETHEN… LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN! 🎉

SATURDAY IS HERE, DANNY & VJ ARE ON DUTY… AND GREENS IS READY! 😎💚

Weekend plans? SORTED.
Empty fridge? WE CAN FIX THAT. 😂
Need snacks? YOU KNOW WHERE TO COME!

🍓 Feeling fruity? Grab yourself some gorgeous Barra strawberries!
🍫 Feeling snacky? Get those weekend treats in!
🥜 Feeling nutty? We’ve got plenty of choice! 😂
🥤 Need to stock up? Fill that fridge!
🍰 Fancy a wee treat? Go on… it’s the weekend!

🎃 AND JUST A LITTLE HEADS-UP…
Our spooky Halloween stock is now in store! 👻
It’s arrived early, so if you like to get organised, come and have a peek!

Because let’s be honest…

You never come into Greens for just ONE thing. 😂

So pop in, see Danny & VJ, get your weekend goodies sorted and let the good times begin! 💚

📍 Greens of Portlethen
🕕 Open today 6am–10pm

🔥 COME ON PORTLETHEN… LET’S GET THIS WEEKEND STARTED! 🔥💚

🚨🍰 FISHER & DONALDSON FRIDAY — WE HAVE A WINNER! 🍰🚨🎉 CONGRATULATIONS, KIM MCPHERSON MILLS! 🎉You’ve only gone and WON you...
04/09/2026

🚨🍰 FISHER & DONALDSON FRIDAY — WE HAVE A WINNER! 🍰🚨

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS, KIM MCPHERSON MILLS! 🎉

You’ve only gone and WON yourself some delicious cakes! 😋🍰

We hope this wee win can make your week just that little bit better ❤️

🍰 Pop into Greens of Portlethen tomorrow to choose your cakes!

And remember… Ann-Marie is not making the rules — the winner is the winner! 😂

As for Ann-Marie… she’s been huffing about working a Friday all day and has now declared: “Next week, you’re not getting it this easy!” 😂😂

A massive thank you to everyone who entered! 💚

Enjoy your cakes, Kim! 🥳🍰

🍰😂 FISHER & DONALDSON FRIDAY COMPETITION! 😂🍰It’s Friday… which can only mean one thing…FISHER & DONALDSON! 😍And this wee...
04/09/2026

🍰😂 FISHER & DONALDSON FRIDAY COMPETITION! 😂🍰

It’s Friday… which can only mean one thing…

FISHER & DONALDSON! 😍

And this week, AnnMarie is NOT making the rules! 😂

That’s right… I’m fed up deciding what you lot have to do every week, so this one is down to YOU! 🤣

🎉 WIN 4 FISHER & DONALDSON CAKES OF YOUR CHOICE! 🎉

All you have to do is:

🍰 COMMENT which 4 cakes you’d choose
👍 LIKE this post
📲 SHARE this post

And that’s it!

No tagging half your Facebook friends.
No complicated challenges.
No standing on one leg while eating a doughnut. 😂

YOU choose the cakes… YOU share the post… and YOU could be enjoying 4 Fisher & Donaldson goodies on us! 😋

⏰ WINNER ANNOUNCED AT 5PM TODAY! 🎉

So get your entries in before then!

📍 GREENS OF PORTLETHEN

🕕 OPENING TIMES:
Monday – Saturday: 6AM – 10PM
Sunday: 8AM – 10PM

Come and grab your Fisher & Donaldson favourites while you’re here! 🍰❤️

Good luck… and choose wisely! 👀😂

🍹✨ BREEZER. PLAY ON. ✨🍹The sun’s out, the tunes are on and it’s officially time to play on 😎☀️From Zesty Orange 🍊 to Fru...
03/09/2026

🍹✨ BREEZER. PLAY ON. ✨🍹

The sun’s out, the tunes are on and it’s officially time to play on 😎☀️

From Zesty Orange 🍊 to Fruity Passionfruit Mango 🥭, Crazy Watermelon 🍉 and Tangy Lime 🍋‍🟩 — which flavour is making its way into your basket?

Your summer plans just got a little more colourful 💚💗

18+ | Please drink responsibly.

🥜😂 THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE NUTTY AT GREENS…We’ve had a delivery of all sorts of goodies and we’re loving what’s land...
03/09/2026

🥜😂 THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE NUTTY AT GREENS…

We’ve had a delivery of all sorts of goodies and we’re loving what’s landed! 👀

🥜 Nuts, raisins & snacks — plenty to get your munch on!
🥪 NEW Co-op sandwiches — lunchtime sorted!
💦🍭 JUICY SQUIRTS HAVE LANDED! And kids… YES, WE’VE GOT PLENTY! 😂🙌

Ann-Marie & Conrad are in store today, so we’ve given you all a very important job…

👉 KEEP THEM BUSY! 🤣

Pop in, grab a few goodies, have a nosey at what’s new and help us make sure they’ve got absolutely no time to get up to mischief! 😂

Because we all know what happens when you leave these two with too much time on their hands… 👀🤣

📍 Greens of Portlethen 💚

⏰ OPENING HOURS
Mon–Sat: 6am–10pm
Sunday: 8am–10pm

See you in store! 🛒🥜💚

🚨💚 WEDNESDAY… WE’VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT! 💚🚨Because apparently it’s only Wednesday. 😩😂The weekend is still far enough...
02/09/2026

🚨💚 WEDNESDAY… WE’VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT! 💚🚨

Because apparently it’s only Wednesday. 😩😂

The weekend is still far enough away to be annoying, so we reckon you need a little Greens intervention! 👀

☕ NEED COFFEE?
Costa is ready to bring you back to life.

🥓 NEED BREAKFAST?
Bacon or sausage bap? YES PLEASE.

🥪 LUNCHTIME?
We’ve got plenty to keep you going.

🍜 AND FOR THE NOODLE FANS…
Pot Noodle or Buldak? 🍜🔥
Pick your favourite from us, ask for hot water and we’ll get you sorted!

Perfect for lunchtime — whether it’s for the kids, yourself, or you’ve reached that point in the week where a pan, a plate and any form of cooking is simply not happening. 😂

🍫 SNACK ATTACK?
We’ve got that covered too.

🥤 SOFT DRINK?
Grab one for the road.

🛒 BARGAIN HUNTER?
You’d better have a look around… 👀

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 SCHOOL RUN?
We’ve got you.

🚗 HEADING TO WORK?
We’ve got you.

😴 BARELY FUNCTIONING?
Definitely get yourself a Costa. 😂☕

Basically…

WHATEVER YOUR WEDNESDAY LOOKS LIKE…

GREENS OF PORTLETHEN HAS GOT YOU! 💚🔥

And don’t forget — sometimes you come in for one thing…

…and leave wondering how you’ve somehow ended up with a Costa, a snack, three drinks and something you’ve never seen before but “it looked good.” 🤣🤣

📍 GREENS OF PORTLETHEN

🕕 Mon–Sat 6am–10pm
🕗 Sunday 8am–10pm

COME ON PORTLETHEN… LET’S MAKE WEDNESDAY A GOOD ONE! 💚🛒☕🍜

🚨 WE’VE GOT A BIT OF A PROBLEM AT GREENS PORTLETHEN THIS TUESDAY… 🚨😂There’s far too much good stuff in the shop! 👀🥧 Fres...
01/09/2026

🚨 WE’VE GOT A BIT OF A PROBLEM AT GREENS PORTLETHEN THIS TUESDAY… 🚨😂

There’s far too much good stuff in the shop! 👀

🥧 Fresh F&D pies & cakes have arrived
🥖 Fresh JGross delivery is in
🥤 Plenty of soft drinks to choose from
🍫🍿 Snacks galore for those wee cravings
👯‍♀️ And to make matters worse… AnnMarie & Paula are BOTH in store! 😂

So basically, if you pop in today you’ve got a decision to make…

Pie? 🥧
Cake? 🍰
JGross? 🥖
Soft drink? 🥤
Snack? 🍫
Or just come in for a chat with us? 😂

Actually… why choose?! 🤣

Come and see what’s landed at Greens of Portlethen this Tuesday.

Open
Mon-Sat 6am-10pm
Sunday 8am-10pm

Your Tuesday plans have just been sorted. 💚

☀️🥓 MONDAY MORNING BREAKFAST RUN! 🥓☀️It’s Monday… and we reckon that’s reason enough for breakfast! 😂Whether you’re grab...
31/08/2026

☀️🥓 MONDAY MORNING BREAKFAST RUN! 🥓☀️

It’s Monday… and we reckon that’s reason enough for breakfast! 😂

Whether you’re grabbing something before work, feeding the troops before school, or just fancy treating yourself because you made it out of bed 🤣 — we’ve got the breakfast sorted!

🥓 Bacon rolls
🌭 Sausage rolls
☕ Coffee
🥐 Something sweet
…and plenty more waiting in store!

So pop into Greens of Portlethen this morning and start Monday the right way. ❤️

Because let’s be honest… nobody wants to tackle Monday hungry! 😂

⏰ Open from 6am today until 10pm

Morning, Portlethen! 👋❤️

🚨 ANNMARIE’S SUNDAY OPERATIONS UPDATE 🚨Right folks… AnnMarie is on duty at Greens of Portlethen this Sunday and she has ...
30/08/2026

🚨 ANNMARIE’S SUNDAY OPERATIONS UPDATE 🚨

Right folks… AnnMarie is on duty at Greens of Portlethen this Sunday and she has taken her responsibilities VERY seriously. 😂

First things first… she’s checked the weather. 🌦️

And after extensive investigation, several coffees and a brief moment of staring out the window…

WE’VE DECIDED NOT TO DISCUSS IT. 😂☔️

Moving swiftly on… 👇

⚽️ NICOL PARK FOOTBALL
Kids playing? Parents freezing? Someone forgot their jacket?
ANNMARIE HAS YOU COVERED. 😂

🔴⚪️ ABERDEEN V RANGERS — 12PM! ⚽️🔥

And we all know what this means…

🥓 Breakfast before kick-off? SORTED.
🥧 Half-time pie? ABSOLUTELY.
☕️ Coffee to calm the nerves? ESSENTIAL.
🍫 Something sweet because football is stressful? OBVIOUSLY.
🛒 Emergency snacks because apparently nobody can watch football without eating? ANNMARIE HAS THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. 😂

Basically, whether you’re heading to Nicol Park, settling down for the Aberdeen game or just trying to survive another Scottish Sunday…

Greens of Portlethen is your official Sunday pit stop. 😂

📋 ANNMARIE’S SUNDAY CHECKLIST:

☑️ Weather — ignored
☑️ Football — checked
☑️ Breakfast — sorted
☑️ Half-time pies — SORTED
☑️ Snacks — obviously
☑️ Coffee — essential
☑️ Portlethen — under control
☑️ AnnMarie — questioning why she volunteered for all this responsibility 😂

THE WEATHER MIGHT BE A DISASTER, BUT YOUR BREAKFAST DOESN’T HAVE TO BE. 😂🥓☕️

💚 Greens of Portlethen — keeping Portlethen fed, caffeinated and football-ready! ⚽️🥧

Address

1 Rowanbank Court
Portlethen
AB124NW

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 10pm
Tuesday 6am - 10pm
Wednesday 6am - 10pm
Thursday 6am - 10pm
Friday 6am - 10pm
Saturday 6am - 10pm
Sunday 8am - 10pm

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