29/03/2026
❌The admins on the Talbot Green Hub wouldn't publish my comments today, so here are the official answers to today's local rumours: 👇🏼
Linda, yes, we are a rubbish v**e shop… mainly because half the shop is full of groceries, snacks, and cold beer. (We are still the best v**e shop in the village, though). Pop in for a Twix 😘
To the rest of you who think we are just a v**e shop: have you ever tried dunking a v**e in a cup of tea? Exactly. So now we sell biscuits too (and other stuff, dunkable and non-dunkable)☕🍪
For the parking complaints: You get 30 minutes free parking outside. If you know what you want and don't try to talk to us about the weather, you can be in and out in under three minutes. That leaves you 27 minutes to sit in your car contemplating your life choices 🌨️
👏🏼Big thanks to the locals who tried to defend us in the comments today. Remind Liam at the till and he'll sort you out with a free pack of biscuits.
We're behind the bus station.
Open until 8pm
Come and buy something so I can pay the electric bill.
Dai