
22/06/2025
Ed Talk: Squeaky Ball Scandal 🧸🐾
, we have a situation.
Every time my human shops, I get my favourite little squeaky ball. It’s tradition. It’s sacred. It squeaks just right.
But today? No ball. No squeak. No joy.
I sniffed the bags. I even checked twice. Nothing. Just milk. And macaroni. 😔
She tried to replace it with a Lidl ball… it wasn’t the same. It didn’t squeak with soul.
Please restock immediately. I’ll be waiting at the door with my most disappointed face. You’ve been warned.
Love,
Ed — loyal customer, squeak connoisseur, and local ball specialist 🐾🧡