The Village News

28/08/2026

Happy our Sweet Bags hit the mark!!

Another fantastic team has completed our outdoor escape adventure—and they’re all smiles for a reason!

🧩 Solve the clues.
🚲 Explore the New Forest.
🎉 Celebrate your victory.

Be honest… how far do you think you’d get?
🟢 We’d smash it!
🟡 We’d need a few hints…
🔴 We’d still be on clue one! 😂

Tag your team and drop your answer in the comments 👇

15/08/2026

💦😏 WE’VE GOT SOMETHING WET FOR YOU…
And before your minds start wandering… 😂 it’s NEW FOREST SPRING WATER! 🌲💧
Fresh, local and now available at The Village News.
Because sometimes you just need to keep it local… and keep it wet! 🤣
Pop in and COME & GET IT! 💦😂

14/08/2026

💦🌲 BONJOUR… BONJOUR! 😂
Move over Peckham… The New Forest has arrived! 🌲💧
We’re now stocking NEW FOREST SPRING WATER right here at The Village News!
Because if you’re going to drink water… you might as well keep it local! 😉
Pop in and grab yours — lovely jubbly! 😂

13/08/2026

🍯 Fresh Local Honey! 🐝
I've just picked up a fresh batch of Sylvan Apiaries honey.
Exclusively on sale at The Village News in Milford on Sea, where you can pick up a jar of our delicious, 100% pure local honey while stocks last.
Thank you for supporting local beekeeping and local businesses! 💛

13/08/2026

😂💦 PECKHAM SPRING? MOVE OVER… THERE’S A NEW SPRING IN TOWN! 🌲
Del Boy had Peckham Spring… but here at The Village News, we’re keeping things a little more local! 🇬🇧😂
🌲 NEW FOREST SPRING WATER 💧
Now available in store!
No dodgy deals, no “lovely jubbly” mark-ups… just proper local spring water! 😉
Come and get yours before it goes “Rodney!” 😂

12/08/2026

💦🌲 KEEP IT LOCAL… EVEN YOUR WATER! 🌲💦
We’re excited to now be stocking New Forest Spring Water at The Village News! 💙💛
A great local product, sourced right here in the beautiful New Forest — and another reason to shop local and support local. 🌳
So next time you’re passing, pop in and grab a bottle! 💧😎
Local shop. Local community. Local water. ❤️

11/08/2026

🎨 NEW IN STOCK!
Beautiful prints by local artist Heather Jolliffe — coastal & local scenes!
Framed & unframed options available.
Grab yours at Village News today! 🌊

08/08/2026

🏍️🌅 A Few local lads setting off at dawn from The Village News!
Early start, bikes fuelled up and ready for a few miles of freedom! 😎🏍️💨
Have a great ride, boys — and don’t forget where you started! 😉😂

06/08/2026

When your delivery van carries more glass bottles than your nerves could handle! 😅🍾
Imagine hitting one pothole... 😂

05/08/2026

🍦 Now that's what you call an ice cream van! 🍦😄
We might not deliver ice creams at The Village News, but we certainly have plenty of ice creams and lollies waiting for you in the shop! 🍭🍦
No van needed… just pop into The Yellow Shop! 💛💙