19/08/2026
🦅🌭Dog Days Bank Holiday🍷🍺
10 days out from what's shaping up to be a deeply unnecessary, totally excellent encore of our Summer Solstice party.
The New Yorker returns to defend its title: sauerkraut, mustard, and a slightly smug sense of superiority. The Lee and The Tokyo Dog think they've got what it takes to dethrone it. We're not allowed to have an opinion on this. You are the jury.
New cocktails. Different wine pairings.
Same dressed beers, still in the can, still overachieving.
Expect tunes, Freddy in a cowboy hat he insists "is for the vibes", and, if we're lucky, temperatures that don't actively hate us.
For anyone new here, the rules:
• Walk-ins only, no reservations, no exceptions, no matter how nicely you ask. Come early or take your chances with the queue.
• Vegan dogs available, for those choosing the path of virtue.
• Ketchup is grounds for removal from the premises. We don't make the rules.
[We absolutely do. That is the rule.]