Londis of Oxstalls

Londis of Oxstalls Pop down today to Londis of Oxstalls, your local convenience store at Gloucester for a wide range of

11/05/2026

He's back. Unless he gets sacked again.

Not sure why everyone is so interested in the State of Houmous all of a sudden, but here's an update: it still tastes li...
28/04/2026

Not sure why everyone is so interested in the State of Houmous all of a sudden, but here's an update: it still tastes like rabbit food. You're welcome, Donald.

POLL - SHOULD WE GIVE SANCHEZ THE SQUIRREL HIS JOB BACK? As some of you may know, we had to let Sanchez go, because the ...
27/04/2026

POLL - SHOULD WE GIVE SANCHEZ THE SQUIRREL HIS JOB BACK?
As some of you may know, we had to let Sanchez go, because the fame had gone to his head, and he was making some outrageous demands. These included a "no working on Mexican public holidays" clause, and a bonus scheme tied to the bushiness of his tail. Asking for maternity pay for his girlfriend, when she wasn't even pregnant, was the final straw. However, he appears contrite and is willing to start again at the bottom, on a salary of short-dated nuts and all the creme eggs he can bury in his garden. Thoughts?

17/04/2026

Unbelievable. Customer just told me that not only has she never dunked a custard cream in her coffee, but she also thinks it's a "silly idea". I've pretty much lost all faith in humanity.

08/04/2026

Day two of this interminable heatwave. How are we all doing out there?

02/04/2026

DT has capitulated to our creme egg threat. THE BROWNIES, MUFFINS & COOKIES ARE IN! Also introducing: CRUFFINS. No idea what they are tbf, but they are from same bakery so should be epic. Act fast, before Mr & Mrs Allen snaffle them all! Peace now.

31/03/2026

Apologies for the delay in restocking our best-selling, locally made cookies and brownies. Due to an administrative error, they were diverted through the Strait of Hormuz and requisitioned by a US warship. Needless to say, this has soured our special relationship with DT somewhat. Our threat to impose creme egg sanctions has hopefully swayed him, and we remain optimistic that the situation will be resolved tomorrow.

20/03/2026

See previous for closeup of his face.

This man is a thief. He has been in here a few times and stolen washing detergents etc. If you know his name please let ...
20/03/2026

This man is a thief. He has been in here a few times and stolen washing detergents etc. If you know his name please let us know anonymously. The police will naturally be informed.

Award winning cookies, brownies, muffins and cake slices. Ideal for taking the edge off a rotten day, or for simply lord...
09/03/2026

Award winning cookies, brownies, muffins and cake slices. Ideal for taking the edge off a rotten day, or for simply lording it over your neighbours. These are the talk of Longlevens, and more salubrious parts of Innsworth. Don't miss out!

Further to earlier posts, these incidents have been reported to Gloucestershire Police.reference: 185 22022026If anyone ...
22/02/2026

Further to earlier posts, these incidents have been reported to Gloucestershire Police.
reference: 185 22022026

If anyone recognises any of the individuals, please message us privately or contact the police quoting the reference number.
Police tel 01452 401720

Anonymous information can be provided via Crimestoppers 0800 555111

Address

35a Oxstalls Lane
Gloucester
GL29HP

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 9pm
Tuesday 7am - 9pm
Wednesday 7am - 9pm
Thursday 7am - 9pm
Friday 7am - 9pm
Saturday 7am - 9pm
Sunday 7am - 9pm

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+441452414965

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