05/04/2025
🚁 Buying a helicopter? – £2 million. Do you even have a pilot’s licence?
💎 Luxury watch? – £50k just to check how late you are.
🏎️ Sports car? – £200k so you can sit in traffic slightly faster.
🍫 Cadbury Biscoff Bar? – £1.69. Tastes amazing. No mortgage application required.
Same dopamine hit, but you won’t have to remortgage your nan’s house.
Sort yourself out. Just buy the chocolate.
Find on us the high street, Brecon
