06/05/2026
🌮 BREAKING NEWS 🌮. Scientists have confirmed that Friday calories don't count. We're not saying that's true. We're saying nobody has proven it isn't.
Today's special:
🌮 3 Loaded Tacos; Chicken, Beef or Pork
Loaded with homemade pico (made by actual humans) and plenty of cheese.
Come celebrate the end of another week of answering emails you didn't want, attending meetings that should've been emails, and pretending to know what you're doing. We'll handle the meals.....
Always Delicious. Always