07/09/2026
🍺👑 CORONITA SLABS — ONLY $29.99! 👑🍺
She may be Corona’s little sister… but at $29.99 a slab, she’s clearly the smarter one in the family.
A little shorter? Sure.
A little cheaper? Try a LOT cheaper.
Same Mexican sunshine — just with less bottle and more money left in your pocket. ☀️
Normal Corona walks into the party acting six feet tall.
Coronita slips under the price barrier, takes over the esky and becomes everyone’s new favourite sibling. 😂
It may be half the size, but it’s less than half the price — and after a couple, they all taste six feet tall anyway.
At just $29.99 for the entire slab, this isn’t a special.
It’s a public service.
While the competition is still checking calculators, holding meetings and asking head office for permission… Premix King has already smashed the price, loaded the fridge and put the crown back on.👑💥
Get in before they disappear—because at this price, they won’t be sitting around waiting for their big brother!!!
👑 NO ONE BEATS THE KING!👑
