Fort Bayou Wines & Spirits

07/11/2025

Fort Bayou Wines and Spirits
Friday night.
We take you to the edge... and beyond.

Bump in for something bold. Something cold.
The cure for the common drink.
Watch it pour all night long.

It came from Fort Bayou.
Drive-in, stock up, disappear into the weekend.
The revolution starts here.

Don't touch that dial—grab the bottle instead.

07/11/2025

It’s French Fry Friday.
But we can’t serve fries... so—

It’s FLY FRENCH WINE FRIDAY!

In France, they can’t even get French wine.
They just call it wine.

France gave us mimes, berets, and that fancy kissing—
but the wine? That’s the good stuff.

Fort Bayou Wines and Spirits.
Get you some.

07/10/2025

Hey, it’s National Piña Colada Day — July 10th.

Which instantly reminds us of that song…
“If you like piña coladas… and getting caught in the rain…” — yeah, that one.

If you’re into yoga, or not, and you like your drinks cold and your prices low, come see us.
We’ve got the rum. We’ve got the juice. We’ve got the coconut puree.

Fort Bayou Wines and Spirits — celebrating made-up holidays since forever.
(They’re all made up if you go back far enough.)

07/10/2025

Ten years ago, on this very stretch of road, in a dense fog just like this…
I saw the worst mistake I’ve ever seen.

Her name was Big Bertha.
Strong. Proud. A woman of great thirst. But that day…
She pulled into the wrong liquor store.

What happened next?
Well, it was the sound—like a garbage truck dropping off the Empire State Building.
And when they finally pulled her receipt from the crumpled paper bag…
It was overpriced.

Yes, sir. That was the worst accident I ever seen.
We’re haunted by her every day.

Don’t end up like Big Bertha.
Pull into Fort Bayou Wine & Spirits.
Where the prices are safe, the booze is better, and the mistakes don’t follow you home.

07/09/2025

🚨 National Emergency Kit Day 🚨

You packed the flashlights. You packed the batteries. But you forgot the most important survival tool…
Liquor.

It’s multipurpose:
✔ Calms nerves
✔ Disinfects wounds (maybe)
✔ Makes canned beans taste gourmet

Don’t be caught unprepared. Stock your emergency kit with the one thing you actually forgot.
Fort Bayou Wines & Spirits — for all your "just in case" needs.

07/09/2025

07/08/2025

It’s National Video Game Day—so fire up the console, grab a controller, and level up your evening with a bottle from Fort Bayou Wines and Spirits. Nothing pairs with pixels like a good pour, and with the best prices in town, we don’t play games—unless, of course, it’s a video game.

07/07/2025

They say all liquor stores in Mississippi are the same. That we all get our stuff from the same warehouse.
But that’s just not true.

At Fort Bayou Wine & Spirits, we do things differently.
Sure, that might look like the same Jack you’d find somewhere else—
but if you think that, well...
you don’t know Jack.

Here, it’s personal.
Handpicked. Thoughtfully stocked.
Old-fashioned service, Ocean Springs style.

Come see the difference.
Fort Bayou Wine & Spirits — not your average liquor store.

07/07/2025

National Strawberry Sunday Day?
That’s silly. It’s Monday.

Let’s do National Strawberry Vodka Day instead.
Or Strawberry Tequila.
Or Strawberry Anything—with a splash of attitude.

Sundays on Mondays?
Ridiculous.
But you know what’s not?
Coming to Fort Bayou Wines and Spirits for your strawberry fix—boozy style.

Because whatever day it is…
It’s always a good day for a drink.

07/05/2025

THE FOURTH WAS NOT WITH YOU
TAKE THE FIFTH

You don’t have to explain.
Just grab a fifth, nod slow,
and move along.

Fort Bayou Wines & Spirits
So we take the Fifth.