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Cali Sober Market Cali Sober Market offers functional, alcohol-free drinks and plant-powered goodies for a better-for-you buzz—no hangover.

Located in Metairie, LA, we’re your local spot for mindful, refreshing alcohol alternatives.

30/10/2026

We’re leaving work early on Halloween BUT here’s where to find us 🎃

Cali Sober Market will be open 10 AM–3 PM tomorrow, Saturday 10/31. Small business life means short-staffed holidays, so we’re closing a little early.

Then catch us that night at the HalloWeed Rave with NEONAUTICA

📍 Bamboula’s Festival Hall, 516 Frenchmen St
🚪 Doors 8:30 | Music 9 PM–12 AM
🎶 Featuring Neonautica

Share this so our neighbors know! Have a safe, happy, and higher or drier Halloween 🧡

29/10/2026

You can take the bag, but you’re getting the full product rundown first. Next time just ask, we’ll tell you for free.

Vice wellness alternative store in Metairie, LA

Voted best place to buy TH-C and C-BD in New Orleans 2026 by Gambit New Orleans readers but we are so so so much more. Kava, functional (and fun) mushrooms and alcohol free drinks.

28/10/2026

It’s not your lack of willpower. There’s a real reason that glass of w**e you swore off hits hardest by Wednesday.

Midweek stress builds up, and your brain is wired to reach for the ritual.

So keep the ritual and swap what’s in the glass with an alcohol alternative from Cali Sober Market:

🌿 Kava: calm, relaxed release with a clear head

🍄 Road Trip Mushrooms: a mood-lifting mushroom blend for an easy, feel-good buzz

✌️ Hippie Water: a little giggle grass to wind down for the night, without the hangover or empty calories calm, relaxed release with a clear head.

Cali Sober Market
1011 Veterans Blvd Suite B
Metairie, LA 70005

this one’s personal for us 💚The federal h**p ban threatens small businesses like ours, the farmers who grow for us, and ...
27/10/2026

this one’s personal for us 💚

The federal h**p ban threatens small businesses like ours, the farmers who grow for us, and the already regulated so many of you have made part of your life.

We didn’t get a vote on the ban.

But we do get a vote on who voted on the ban Nov. 3.

Early voting ends TODAY in Louisiana.

Check the Geauxvote app for locations, and bring your photo ID.

24/10/2026

stock up on your favorites before you can’t.

open 11-6 today ✌️

🚨Update: 76 available at time of this post.Save, share and order online for pickup, because these won’t last long.We are...
23/10/2026

🚨Update: 76 available at time of this post.

Save, share and order online for pickup, because these won’t last long.

We are officially hitting “that time” for the h**p ban.

Where access to your favorite brands and products might dry up until we know what life looks like after Dec 11th.

We will continue to keep you updated ✌️

22/10/2026

This is your sign to stock up on the perfect drinks for this perfect weather.

Need a push? We got you. 🫸🌱🍄🍹☀️

20/10/2026

the jury isn’t still out on science - alcohol and breast cancer are extremely linked.

Comment “rethinking drinking” if you want the full podcast episode I did with Dr. Austin Baeth

And if you need options for alcohol alternatives - come see us Cali Sober Market - this is exactly why we exist.

19/10/2026

That 3am wake-up is the alcohol wearing off and disrupting your REM sleep in the second half of the night.

Same 5pm ritual, minus the alcohol, means better nights and better mornings.

Follow along for our favorite finds, or stop in and we’ll help you pick your new go-to drink when you’re not “drinking”

Right outside of New Orleans, in Metairie, and stocked with a full variety of alcohol alternatives from kava, THC beverages and alcohol free options.

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