Didn't Anyone Tell You? This Is MY Show

14/04/2020

Here ya go ladies... talk about SWEET🍫 revenge!! OMG 😆😂🤣

THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER ANYONE HAS EVER WRITTEN!

“Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want s*x or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”

In which the Wife Replies:

“Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.”

https://youtu.be/ZKy9guvcN7I

14/04/2020

They said, maybe u need 2 have something to say...so here it goes!! 😷😖😳

30/07/2018

While traveling on the Florida turnpike, their Ipass system, like here in Illinois, is called an Epass, not sure WHY it's called an Epass, as we are in FL, but anywho, I told them, I have one, she's in the back!!

30/07/2018

I always tell everyone that the "show" starts , but if it's any earlier...then I tell them it's the "early bird" show...

30/07/2018

I think some of the best stuff comes from being on the road...

30/07/2018

Meanwhile in Kentucky...we stop for a bathroom break, another not so nice gas/convenience station. Here they were selling FRIED chix right in the gas station, OMG!! While in the restroom we see this...

30/07/2018

Last nite as we pulled in for the nite to find a place 2 stay, we ask for nearby places to eat some dinner, a Mexican restaurant was suggested, so we go... the Mexican restaurant was called El Nopal Mexican Restaurant & Bar, food was ok, mango margarita was good, but when we went to use the el bano there, there is a reason WHY you do NOT let your children be UNattended in the restrooms... needless 2 say I've taken so many pix along the way, I cannot find the disaster bathroom pix!! It was just too funny!!

30/07/2018

Ironically yesterday my father, her Grampy, ALMOST rear ended another vehicle ahead of us, since EVERYONE decided to try 2 stop on a dime, my daughter replies to me, well... Thank God there's an ambulance over there, I look out my side of the window... gees who's trying 2 b the comedian here??

30/07/2018

And b4 I 4get... WATERMELONS being transported by way of back of pickup truck...ONLY in GA!!

30/07/2018

Yesterday while traveling from FL, I said ONLY in Georgia... YES, in Butts County, GA!!

1) DON'T 4get 2 take your cellphone & pocket book
2) Hold the lever for 3 WHOLE seconds to flush
3) HOT Boiled peanuts?? ...Reg or Cajun
4) OFF the road peach stand
5) A BIKER BAR next door the the dirty gas station/convenience store
6) PEACH flavored crush soda
7) A ROYAL flush, LOL!!