10/16/2026
FOUR LOCKERS. THAT’S IT. FOUR.
Next Thursday through Sunday, Smokers Abbey Memphis has something happening EVERY SINGLE DAY. And next Thursday? That’s our PRIVATE, LOCKER MEMBERS-ONLY NIGHT. If you’re not a locker member, you’re not getting in. Period.
And that’s just the beginning. We have another year of incredible member perks, exclusive events, special deals, and gifts planned across multiple days. More ci**rs. More savings. More experiences. And a community that makes being a member worth every penny.
So let us ask you something…
Are you really going to spend ANOTHER YEAR hearing everyone talk about how good it is to be a locker member at the Abbey?
Another year hearing about the ci**rs, the deals, the gifts, the events, and the experiences you could have been part of?
Another year watching your friends enjoy the perks while you're standing on the outside looking in?
Seriously… do you enjoy missing out? Do you not like getting MORE for your money? Who doesn't love exclusive access, great ci**rs, and being part of something special?
Listen, membership isn't for everyone. And that's fine. But if we're being honest, this is the best cigar locker membership deal in Memphis, hands down, and if anyone says otherwise, you know they are lying. This is hands down the best cigar community in the 901 because of our members. And once you see what our members get, you'll understand why they love it.
Here's the deal: FOUR PEOPLE. FOUR LOCKERS. ONE OPPORTUNITY.
You have from tomorrow through next Thursday before 5pm to come see us, ask your questions, and claim one of these lockers before our private members' event.
Once they're gone, you may be waiting another year for another opening—and there's no guarantee one will be available.
Don't be the person who spends another year saying, “Man, I should have joined when I had the chance.”
Four lockers. That's your window. Come see us at Smokers Abbey Memphis and get in before the door closes.
You already know the vibe. You already know what we're building.
The only question is: Are you in, or are you watching from the outside again?
Locker Memberships Are Going Fast
We are selling these quickly, and only a few locker memberships remain.
A few locker memberships have opened up at Smokers Abbey Memphis, and if you’ve been thinking about getting one, don’t wait. Come by today and get yours while you can.
You want in? Now is the time.
This year is going to be another amazing year at the Abbey. We have new ci**rs, new brands, great events, special deals, and plenty more planned for our members and the Smokers Abbey community. Having your own locker means you get to be part of it all while keeping your personal cigar collection right here at the Abbey.
Our Locker Membership is $350 per year, and once you lock in your membership, your rate stays at $350 per year for as long as you maintain it.
Each member receives a private 12” square cedar-lined locker inside our humidor, leased for 365 days from the date of purchase and available to you as long as Smokers Abbey remains operational and you maintain your membership.
Locker Membership Benefits
• Private 12” square cedar-lined locker in our humidor
• Smokers Abbey Membership Card
• 15% off all purchases
• 20% off full 20-count cigar boxes
• One birthday cigar up to a $10 value, or a $10 credit
• First access to new products through email notifications
• Exclusive discounts and special offers at monthly events
• No setup charge
This is more than a place to store your ci**rs. It’s your space at the Abbey. It’s a way to save throughout the year, get first access to new products, enjoy exclusive offers, and be more connected to the Smokers Abbey community.
Only a few lockers remain.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone until another locker becomes available.
You want in? Come by Smokers Abbey Memphis today and get your locker while you can. Don’t just take our word for it. Think this is just a sales pitch? Ask one of our current locker members why they joined, what they love about being a member, and why you should become a member today.
$350 per year. Your rate is locked in as long as you keep it.
This year is going to be another great one at the Abbey. Don’t miss your chance to be part of it.
Join the Abbey. Keep your ci**rs here. Stay awhile.
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