Retract-a-Gap

05/27/2025

👮‍♂️When the bathroom stall gap is so wide TSA doesn’t even need a body scanner…

Retract-a-Gap: Because your cervix deserves some privacy at 30,000 feet. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

💥COMING SOON: has been cleared for landing in bathrooms everywhere. 🛬

05/22/2025

Ever been mid-wipe and locked eyes with a stranger through a 2-inch betrayal?
Yeah. Same.
Even Elmo’s like, “WHAT IN THE VIOLATION IS THIS?! 🤣😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🫣

05/20/2025

They said “follow your dreams” — they just didn’t mention the detours, potholes, flaming hoops, and emotional support snacks required along the way. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Stumble? Yep. Cry in the shower? Been there. Eat snacks in the fetal position while questioning my life choices? Oh, absolutely. 🍔🌮🥙

But give up? Nah. Not today, dream crushers.

Keep going. Kick down the doors. And if the universe blocks the path, grab a sledgehammer and make a new one. 🚧💥💪

05/19/2025

We hope your job offers hazard pay…Because surviving this kind of workplace exposure should come with benefits. 🤣😂🫣🧐 ⬅️👏🏼🙌🏼

Can be used to ensure privacy in any restroom or dressing room where the bathroom gap between the stall door and partition exists.

05/17/2025

When your legs are numb, your dignity is gone, and you're too scared to stand because the door gap is basically a wide-screen TV. 👀🚽😂

Public restrooms shouldn’t come with an audience.
Retract-a-Gap — privacy without the peep show — selling soon! 🙈
Stay tuned. Your dignity deserves better.

04/29/2025

At 24 Hour Fitness, it’s not just personal trainers spotting your squat… 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🏋️🏋️‍♀️
— because gains are for the gym, not the gawkers.

Can be used to ensure privacy in any restroom or dressing room where the bathroom gap between the stall door and partition exists.

04/19/2025

🍔Who’s ready for date night at Carl’s Jr.? They’ve got booths in the dining room and the bathroom! 🚽

Only difference? One comes with a combo meal, the other comes with front-row seats to a stranger's gastrointestinal opera. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ Retract-a-Gap — 💥 We’ve got your buns covered. 💥

04/17/2025

🖐️ High five, everyone!

It's been a journey of Retract-a-Gap prototypes, paperwork, more protoypes, patent pending for years and plenty of coffee, but the finish line is in sight.​ 🧐 🏃‍♀️ 🏁

We are tweaking a few more details and will post our launch date soon. 🚀

02/18/2025

Ah yes, the great American Bathroom Mystery! The gaps are there to keep you humble and make awkward eye contact with strangers. The low jacket hook? That’s just a reminder you need a smaller jacket. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Can be used to ensure privacy in any restroom or dressing room where the bathroom gap between the stall door and partition exists.

01/15/2025

Don't worry, if they're spying on you, charge them a subscription fee! Premium content isn't free! 👀💸😂🤦🏻‍♀️

01/04/2025

Pretty sure Bindi is secretly trying out for the Retract-a-Gap commercial because she’s perfected the art of creeping. 🐶😂
We’re waiting for the patent to be finalized so we can finally start selling the product. Until then, keep creepin’ Bindi! ⏰ 🐾💼👀

05/21/2024

Clearly, they’re just there to offer you emotional support and make sure you’re doing okay. Who knew public bathrooms came with a complimentary life coach? 😂🚽