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21/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: "Loose Pet Kangaroo Keeps Police Hopping - Again - in Colorado"

In Durango, Colorado, a pet kangaroo named Irwin gave local police officers a hopping headache for the second time. Irwin, who previously escaped last fall, was on the loose again, prompting a chase through town. Fortunately, the officers managed to safely capture the marsupial without incident.

At Hann Delivered, we may not deliver kangaroos, but we do bring you the latest news right to your doorstep.

20/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: "Man Tries to Sell $6.4M Gold Toilet, Avoids Jail Time"

In a bizarre twist, a man who attempted to sell a stolen 18-karat gold toilet, valued at $6.4 million, from an English country house has been spared jail.

The toilet, an art piece titled "America" by Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan, was stolen in a daring heist in 2019. Despite the audacious attempt to offload the gleaming loo, the court opted for a non-custodial sentence.

At Hann Delivered, we may not deliver golden toilets, but we do bring the news, and a touch of the extraordinary, right to your doorstep.

19/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: When AI Fired the Humans… It Didn’t Quite Work!

A Swedish company that replaced its entire customer-service team with chatbots two years ago is now scrambling to re-hire the very people it let go. Turns out the bots couldn’t handle heavy accents or off-script questions, so after countless “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that” loops, management admitted defeat, and is inviting ex-staff back to the phones.

Meanwhile at Hann Delivered, we’ve always known real people do the best job. No AI, no glitches, just friendly faces bringing your papers, and more.

18/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: “NASA’s Secret Moon Swap Conspiracy?”

According to a viral TikTok theory, NASA didn’t just broadcast last week’s lunar eclipse, they actually replaced our Moon with a 3D-printed hologram after the “real” one developed an unexplained crack. A video claims the glitchy shadow edge is proof, and insists that skilled “amateur astronomers” spotted faint grid lines in their backyard telescopes.

No word yet on whether cheese imports are affected. NASA has “no comment” (because they’re busy calibrating the hologram’s refresh rate).

🗞️ Hann Delivered – Bringing you the news (and the occasional lunar laugh).

17/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: "Exploding Birds" Baffle California Neighborhood

Residents in a California neighborhood are scratching their heads over a peculiar phenomenon, birds seemingly exploding mid-flight. Local authorities are investigating the cause, with theories ranging from environmental factors to dietary issues. While the mystery remains unsolved, it's certainly ruffled some feathers.

🗞️ Hann Delivered – Delivering you the news!

16/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: Raccoon Caught Driving with M**h Pipe in Mouth

In a bizarre turn of events, police in Akron, Ohio, encountered an unexpected driver during a routine traffic stop. Bodycam footage revealed a pet raccoon named Chewy sitting behind the wheel with a m**h pipe in its mouth. The raccoon's owner, Victoria Vidal, was arrested for outstanding warrants and driving with a suspended license. While Chewy wasn't charged, the incident has certainly raised eyebrows and questions about pet ownership responsibilities.

🗞️ Hann Delivered – Bringing you the news, minus the raccoons!

15/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: "DA POPE!" – Chicago’s Got a New Claim to Fame

In a headline that feels straight out of a sitcom, Pope Leo XIV has become the first-ever American, and Chicagoan, to become the Pope. Naturally, Chicago went full hometown pride with front-page headlines like:

"DA POPE!"
(A nod to the legendary “Da Bears” chant.)

Social media’s having a field day:

Will communion now come with a side of deep-dish pizza?

Is the Vatican getting a new uniform... with Bears caps?

Which hot dog stand does the Pope bless first? (No ketchup, obviously.)

Even Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert jumped in on the fun, joking about the Pope blessing people in a thick Chicago accent.

💬 One thing's for sure, faith and humour travel well together.

🗞️ Hann Delivered, bringing you the news, with a side of sarcasm and a splash of print-era pride.

14/05/2025

📰 In Case You Missed It: Magpie Mayhem in Glasgow!

A routine grocery delivery turned into a feathery fiasco for a Glasgow family when a cheeky magpie decided to join the party. As Nicole Young opened her door to receive her Iceland delivery, the opportunistic bird swooped into her home, causing chaos and prompting a full-blown family evacuation.

Caught on their Ring doorbell camera, the footage shows Nicole and her children scrambling as the unexpected guest flapped about the living room. The delivery driver, ever the hero, attempted to calm the situation, while Nicole searched for a shoebox to es**rt the uninvited visitor out.

The incident quickly went viral, amassing over 2.2 million views on TikTok, with viewers drawing comparisons to the infamous "Catch him, Derry!" bat video. Even Iceland's social media team joined in, jokingly referring to the magpie as one of their "underqualified delivery magpies."

🗞️ Hann Delivered – Bringing you the news, minus the unexpected wildlife!

13/05/2025

In case you missed it…

An 8-year-old in Kentucky accidentally ordered 70,000 lollipops using his mum’s Amazon account — racking up a £4,000 bill before she noticed.

"When I saw what the number was, I just about fainted," she said.

But hey — if you need newspapers, logs, coal, compost, or just a small sugar fix, I promise to keep things under control.

Knowledge and more to your door.

13/05/2025

What happens in your street while the town’s still asleep?

Before the sun rises, before the kettle clicks, before you even pull the duvet back — we're out there.

📰 Stacks of newspapers.
🪵 Logs, compost, coal.

Delivered. Quietly. Reliably.

This is Hann Delivered — your local, early-morning delivery service for Tavistock and the surrounding villages.

🗞️ Newspapers & magazines
🌱 Essentials and seasonal goods
🏡 Residential & care home routes

💬 Want to know if we deliver to your street?
Send me a message — or listen for the soft thud on your doorstep tomorrow.

Knowledge and more to your door.

12/05/2025

🗞️ HANN DELIVERED – Local. Reliable. Delivered.

Your friendly early-morning delivery service covering Tavistock and surrounding villages — bringing not just newspapers, but much more to your doorstep.

📍 Areas We Cover:
Tavistock, Yelverton, Horrabridge, Dousland, Crapstone, Buckland Monachorum, Bere Alston — and expanding!

📦 What We Deliver:
✔️ National & local newspapers
✔️ Magazines
✔️ Coal, compost
✔️ Logs, kindling

🕓 7 days a week | 4am – 8:30am

💬 Want to know if we deliver to your street?
Message the page — I’ll be happy to check.

✅ Trusted by 200+ daily local customers
✅ Payments accepted: cash, cheque, bacs, vouchers

📨 Knowledge and more to your door.

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Monday	04:00 - 21:00
Tuesday	04:00 - 21:00
Wednesday	04:00 - 21:00
Thursday	04:00 - 21:00
Friday	04:00 - 21:00
Saturday	04:00 - 16:00
Sunday	04:00 - 16:00

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